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LS1Inferno

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  1. Ill send you some pics later, and yeah im putting banshee plastics back on it, and a street bike motor is just a two stoke with two extra strokes, it revvs to over 10k RPM and makes raw HP and less then half the TQ its does HP.
  2. I got to ride it today only a few times up and down the road, and not more then third gear abbout 1/8 throttle, its soooo smooth. i wanted to rip on it hard, but its too late and dont want to make my neighbors hate me more then they do.
  3. banshee won baja 1000 in like 86, you can race them but you need BIG money to make the suspesion good enough for it, and cheap fast relible Pick two.
  4. could be a bent sprocket hub does teh tire move up and down too?
  5. we had a bike we bought that had gotten the lower bearing cooked and turned the crank and rod blue. Im thing it was just a bad bearing, but IDK becuase it was like that when we got it, and the previous owned didnt know jack about the bike.
  6. Ima cleam mine up and pain them Gold LOL, but seriously it looks good, mine a rusty i just havent got around to doing it yet.
  7. get a leak down tester, Could be a bad seal, it should NOT run right like that.
  8. A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" ------------------------------------------------ Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" The Teacher fainted. ----------------------------------------------- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". ------------------------------------------------------- One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given. Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?" The lady said, "It is a Damn ham." Mrs. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!" The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!" Mrs. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left. Later that night when Mrs. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it?" Mrs. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham" The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am?" Mrs. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!" The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!" That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham! When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham?" The wife said "sure". Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the fucking mashed potatoes!"
  9. Someone is trying to screw you over, go get the bike, refuse to pay for what he probably hasnt done anyhow. and take it to someon who has acutually seen a banshee.
  10. make sure the springs and little holder cip thing behind the kick in the case is in ther right place
  11. Whats your elevation all those soun WAY to small. for the mods.
  12. Looks like shee was just a little warm, maybe a small piece of sand in the main, leaned it out a litte, Unliess teh problem is obvious who really knows with these things.
  13. Pancake boobs = the opposite of this.
  14. All this reminded me of something they say pictures speak louder the words so here we go.
  15. I forgot about that ive done it before too.
  16. yeah K&N with outerwears, DO NOT get uni's they plug easy.
  17. hell all i use is some black silicone (sp?) it works fine, and comes off easy with a razor blade when i tear it back down.
  18. Put some greese on the shaft first, keep it from sticking, and just hit it with an impact, if you know what you impact is capable of, mine i spin it on till its snug then hit it once or twice for about a second each. i dont bother torqueing shit. Never had anything come apart. (knock on wood)
  19. HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats fucking great.
  20. +1 If you want to see it i have a 10 page research paper due i a week or two. And thats english 102, and i hate english, because I are engineer. If we were to ban you that would be you winning, proving we are the bullys and that nothing you say is right. As stated before this is the Garage to a lot of us. IF you dont like it then leave, if you want to help and contribute to this site, good go for it, Please tell me why the right cylinder on my bike has 15 PSI less comression then the left and is smoking about 10 times more then the left. I dont care if you are male, female, old, young or mentally handicaped. What did you expect to get from stirring up the shit like this, and honestly what did you expect to accomplish? Im not going to call you a fat whinny bitch or anything like that, i have more respect for most people then that, but if you dont want to be called that try to express your point respectfully, if a dude walks into a gay bar and starts getting into it, he will be called gay, if you act like a whinny bitch what do you expect to be called.
  21. There is nothing different from a free internet site, tv, and radio. If you dont want to see or here whats on it turn it off, that how the FCC has put it for years with TV and Radio. how can you even begin to compare this to a porn site, there is NOTHING auctually shown, if ita allowed in an R rated movie it obviously isnt porn.
  22. http://www.avatarsplus.com/v/Rude/ theres enough boobies to go around i say everyone grab one (no pun intended, NOT)
  23. its either 22 or 32 i dont remember jsut get a ruler and measure it
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