I am on state welfare.
Edit:
I'll tell ya what I really do. Monday through Friday, I am a maintenance/mechanic at a Corp. that makes promotional products. In our department, we also build all our own machinery in house. I design and build high speed automated production machinery. Mechanical and Electrical engineer. I design and build the machines from ground up. Welding the frame, wiring, programming. Machining. EVERYTHING.
On the weekends, I bartend. keeps me from spendin $$, and I make money, and get to drink for free!!!!!
In the winter, I teach skiing. (downhill)
I also do truck suspension and mods.....
I can't think of what else right now.....