Unless you are 100% American Indian (very rare) , you are an imigrant. That being said , my Grandpa got off the boat in1914 , learned ENGLISH , became an AMERICAN citizen. I fail to see how they say ILLEAGALS pay taxes , if they fill out a W-2 they probably put like ten dependants , or are paid 1099. Got to get off my soapbox and get to my REAL American job !! BTW, it's funny that this is in humor section , cause it's NOT FUNNY !!