i looked that chuck norris site last night after reading loco's topic of the craigslist ad for the nissan xterra where it sad "If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me". thats pretty funny stuff. my fav is...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.