ive been riding a polaris 800efi everyday now for about two months. no shit, it will wheely down the block with little to zero effort. yes its fast, do i see them pulling any 3.9's, no. not to mention its FUCKING SKETCHY. i hate do drive it, but its part of my job. more body roll than whoopi goldberg and its center of gravity is, im pretty sure higher than the seat height of a new 450. just my .02.
Asswhore, about your buddy and the mud thing. show him a banshee hydro-planing 100 yds across water and say, can you polarishit do that?