jinx44

That is the funniest shit I've heard all day!!!

50 pilot, CGL needles, 165 mains. Perfect combo for banshees. About right for cool weather, but you might drop to a 155 main for summer.

V-force work great with stock carbs. I had stock cages ported by FTZ, then went to V-force and noticed a huge difference. Definetly get the V-force and be done with it. Also, a 2n1 filter setup from Toomey or Pro-flo does wonders.

Have you raced BET at Belleville, IL? If you want a track that requries setup and driver, BET requires a lot more than SRP.

Sikeston is big. Bring your paddles. And the sand there doesn't dry out, it just gets foot deep ruts in it . D isn't ready for the race season, his CUB's haven't made it in yet. I know he'll order some as soon as he sees mine. D, are we going to try Poplar Bluff this weekend or not. I am either going there to race or hog hunt.

D34 has already tried to do a backflip......on a crotchrocket

PM sent.

I still got them. Some needs these!!

Shocks from a John Deere Gator work extremely well and really aren't all that heavy.

A 38 WILL throw the chain. Ask Daren . Luckily he was just testing it to see if it would break and not full throttle on that Cheetah. I think he is still mad at me for letting him borrow that sprocket. The stock curve is about the best on the dyna box. I run a program with 3 degrees advance across the board. This is on my 4mm Passion motor on gas. My alky 4mm will probably be different. enFORCER, I'll give you a hand installing that engine. I need to see what I might be up against later this year. Are you all going to come down and play on the pavement with Daren and I?

I have one front shock with a white spring. I got it from a friend who said its from a blaster.

2002 banshee cylinders removed over a year ago to install 400 Cheetah kit. Was running fine on the 64mm bore. No portwork at all. Perfect virgin cylinders. $300

I had a '68 longbed with a very healthy 429 in it. The first time I took it out after breaking the engine in I thought I would see what it would do in the 1/4. Well, when I launched, the front of the truck lifted. I am not saying the tires came off the ground by no means, just that the front shocks were stretched completely out. The truck had 3.31 gears and the speedo wasn't hooked up so I had know idea how fast I was going. I went a little past the 1/4 mark and at about 6,000RPMs in drive, I was running out of road. The torquey 429 still had the front stretched when I let out of it. The heavy big block dropped the 35 year old, worn out, front suspension extremely fast. That was probably the most scared I have ever been in a vehicle. At well over 100mph my caster/camber angles suddenly change drastically. I started darting all over the road and was just waiting for it to go sideways and start flipping.

Did someone say Pinto? I have one. 1980 (the last year they made them so its a collectors item ), Original bright orange paint, BIG PIMIPIN'

How about an '04 CBR1000RR engine for it? complete with airbox, injectors, etc.

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock'." and gives a wink. Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock'." and gives a wink. Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was my fiance's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me and I enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate... I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else. One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me - just before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking directly toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!" So, the moral of the story is... Always keep your condoms in your car.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claimed that she was the drunkest, saying "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes." The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he is close to his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie." "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams." ***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me." ***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her,

Are you still running the EFI on it?

2 local dealers have them on their showrooms as we speak. GT page: New mid-engined Ford GT

I am guessing you haven't seen the new Ford GT?

Yeah, pick on 2 year old technology (and the cobra has a cheaper price to boot). Ford is putting a hold on the SVT department for '05, but will be releasing new SVT vehicles for '06.