Few things....
1. You suggested that since you don't have any where local to ride, that it's ok to just rip through private property. That makes you sound like an idiot, because that's the same kind of example people use every year when trying to shut down more riding areas. If you're gonna ride, find a way to do it with out pissing people off.
2. Nobody believes that there's no such thing as a douche bag cop. Statistically folks who present themselves like you do, are the same morons that argue, make threats, and talk shit to cops. Then all of a sudden when the shit hits the fan suddenly you're the victim. If you're doing something wrong, expect to pay the consequences.
3. Monica Lewensky was a Hero! Bills frigid bitch of a wife is obviously useless, and Monica stepped up to the plate and made sure ol' Bill stayed nice and relaxed.
4. Yes, please go get a dirt bike. You're obviously spiteful and don't like it on BHQ, so find a 2 wheel machine and maybe some of the liberal family sites would take you and your shitty little attitude in...... Or not. Well, let's look at the bright side, at least on two wheels you might be prone to extinguishing your self from this world faster with a machine tbat only has two wheels and requires you to balance it.