> Wild Jamaican Sex
>
> A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the
> marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal
> shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
> foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!'
> So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some
> special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
> sex.
> Well , the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
> man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
> god he was.
> The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'
> The Jamaican replied,! 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
> Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
> tried them on.
>
> As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
> eyes...something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
> In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent
> him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down
> his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of he Jamaican's hips.
>
> The Jamaican then began screaming, 'YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT
> DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!!!!