Animalman294 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Posted June 26, 2008 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy and tell him it'll be a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "Shit. All I've got is thirty." She says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" Harry says, "A handjob." She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says, "Okay." She gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE PENIS. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?" Quote
250Rho Posted July 7, 2008 Report Posted July 7, 2008 ill bet that stings just a little bit :shoothead: Quote
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