Animalman294

Jeff at F.A.S.T. knows what he is doing and I would listen to him since he built the motor..... I know 421's like to breathe and do much better with good pipes on them along with good carbs.... I am getting new pipes for my setup soon too..... Once I decide which ones I am going to go with, although, I'm debating whether I want to change from the 4 mil to the 10 mil.....

Ya, I know..... But they tend to notice when you have a stock banshee and then one day they walk through the garage and now the bike is all chromed out and Purdy.... I told her the chrome ferry came while she was sleeping, but I don't think she bought it..... Oh well, that's just one of the reasons she is my Ex-wife....

I was looking at the Shearer's or CPI's years ago, but at that time didn't have the money..... Well I mean the wife threw a fit about all the money I was wasting, which wasn't any worse than having her nails, hair and clothing upgrades done all the time.... Can't really say I'm gonna miss her though, well certain parts sure, but unfortunately had to deal with the rest of her that was the problem.... Anyway, I'll check into the Sniper's... Man, I've been away to long.....

I heard a joke similar to that before, but it was $500 that the guy was paying back and he screwed the wife before the husband got home from work. When hubby got home he asked wifey if Frank dropped off the $500 dollars he borrowed from him at lunch that day..... classic

Thats high tech redneck right there japanese style.....

very nice

My fovorite stupid criminal stories...... I think the comments other people made are damn funny........

Holy crap..... some of those are so damn funny..... I was laughin so hard I think I cracked my rib again.....

OMG....... Ya, I lived in Newport Beach for a while and that completely sounds like some of those rich lil bioches down there. They have totally lost there sense of reality.......

Tithead, man I have to ask you, your avitar is that someone you know or just a picture you found, cuz that is one tight little ass right there...... That is sweet bro..... and if you are tappin that, my hats off to you and does she have a sister...... No disrespect either, whoever she is she is SMOKIN!!!!!!

O hell no.....!!!!! that was great man ROFLMAO.........

Hahaha

Damn there was a lot...... Some of those were really funny.......

Where the hell do you people find this stuff.....? Its a rhetorical question, I really don't wanna know, that is some twisted shit right there.............. Way, way, way, way, way to much time on your hands........

All redneck here man................

Holy crap...... and a beauty queen on top of that. I thought the story was going to say that Maus the neighbor already knew he was sterile and took the money and the neighbor to bed...... hahaha That is a beautiful plan right there..... I think I need to move.....

Yes, there are some really creative individuals out there...... Maybe these idiots should have let them name there kids......

MJ with bambi for an avatar....... he's starting to embarrass himself with the interesting come-backs with Dave. Guess they are arguing in different threads, and now it spilled over into this one, but MJ's reasons for his own defense are kinda lame if you ask me. But hey nobody did........... so no big deal

Damn dude, even I'm starting to get embarrassed for you............ The god, earth, plant thing didn't quite work out in your favor, because there are a lot of plants out there that are natural. I'm sure as hell not going out to smoke, blend or ferment them to prove a point, that is wellllllll,......... pointless......... Fighting with Dave is kind of a stupid thing to do, personally I'm waiting for Tyler to chime in here at the end of this thread and then between the two of them should get rather interesting. But then again with the arguments that I've read on here it for some reason reminds me of this idiot that use to be on here (screen mane knight, I'm some of you will remember that douche). That guy use to say shit just to cause a fight and never really said anything important either, he just did it to irritate all the rest of us..... But I guess everyone has a hobby and this must be yours........... Hope that works out for ya........

Some of those are pretty good, and I have only seem 2 or 3 of them before......... I wanna go where she went for vacation though........

Ya, thats what I dont like about the raptor is that its damn top heavy, or rather a high center of gravity which makes me feel like I'm going to tip over all the time. But leaning into it and putting your ass on your inside heal when cornering fast helps out considerably........... :beer:

In general thats the difference between the four stroke and two strokes is the fuel consumption..... The banshee uses 2-5x's the fuel depending on the riding style of both riders. I can go out and use a tank in less than an hour, but just cruising the sand I can make it last for 2-3 hours (putting around the trails). I can also go out on my raptor and blow through a tank in 2 hours or cruise and make it last several hours. Too many variables here, kinda like which banshee is faster this one with these mods or that one with those mods........... :beer:

Thats gotta be a joke right, which is why its in the humor section........... personally I'm waiting for ammo that when the subject is hit it vaporizes their entire body, that way there is no mess to clean up....... Rounds that totally mutilate the body when hit...... the nerve of some people.........

Ha ha....... nice...........

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