fast500#12 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 clicky click!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiobanshee Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Holy shit, that was funny. I laughed my ass off. :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheeseat$$ Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Good find Collin... :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRed350x Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I actually know that phone center that kid was calling from in littleton. It was one of our affiliate research centers when I was a supervisor at PhoneBase Research LLC. We would get shit like tha all the time. I would just tell the callers to hang up and move on to the next call. That kid who was on the phone would have gotton in trouble for staying on the line that long. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynodon Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 That was GREAT !!!! my whole house in in tears from laughing!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djackbanshee Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Hahahaha Very Funny Are you his Gay lover ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bada450r Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 funny shit. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :shoothead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHEe DEVIL Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I love it but that is the short version..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamaha04 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I love it but that is the short version..... yup that is the short version. he has a bunch of other ones aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYquadsFaster Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 thats the funniest shit ever :yelrotflmao: im gonna do it next time a telemarketer calls me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washburn Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Waoooooooow, that was reaaaalllly good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 My good buddy gets laid off work freequently, and the ONLY people that call his home telephone are telemarketers. So...he takes full advantage of this whenever they call....I've nearly pissed myself a few times. One called and offered him a mortgage, and asked him how much he owed on his house. (granted, friday night, we all had at least 12 beers in us...so, it was that much better) He told them, after a long pause....39 cents. Kept going on and on... What kind of rate can you give me on that? I want a low interest rate? What do you mean you can't give me a mortgage for that? Let me speak to your supervisor, that's false advertising.... Click...they hung up. Next time, he'll say....you sell mortgages? So do I! what kind of rate do you have? Hey...what's your home number, I'll call you in a few hours to discuss what kind of rates and savings I can do for you.... Click...they hung up. IF they have a business name on his caller ID (i.e. Acme rockets, whatever...) He'll answer the phone with THEIR business name. Hello....Acme Rockets, this is Muktar... No no....you called Acme Rockets, what can I do for you? What? You work for them too...how funny is that. So, which office are you located at? Did you hear about Johnson in accounting? On and on and on.... It is his goal to get them to hang up on him, he gets it done 9 times out of 10....pretty damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 One thing to do is have a sound board on your computer ready to go anytime one of them calls.. Ebaumsworld.com has some good ones.. One of my fave is the drill instructor off Full Metal Jacket.. Could talk all sorts of shit to those people using that guys quotes.. :yelrotflmao: RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroup Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 :yelrotflmao: that is awesome, funny fucking shit right there :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cam2 Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 my favorite is to ask them if they sell firearms. which gets them all flustered, then i'll tell them that if they can't give me a good deal on a firearm then i'm not interested, if i need something i'll go buy it. not only is it funny, i'm serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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