Good one for the wife

[The Rebel]

New Husband Store

 

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is

a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of

the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go

up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor

the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. Doesn't faze her. So she hits the 2nd floor.

 

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love

Kids. Annnhhh , still nothing .

 

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,and

are Extremely Good Looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have

Jobs,

Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

 

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men

Have

Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a

Strong Romantic Streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign

reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor . There are no

men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at

the Husband Store.

 

**/To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store

just across the street. Same thing , six floors with the same rules. /**

 

 

The first floor has wives that love sex.

 

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

 

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.*

 

 

 

dat's right . :baseball_w00t:

[Rebel3190]

:yelrotflmao: LOL.....ROTFLMAO

[Dinner]

:yelrotflmao: That's Good

[BenBB]

Muahahhaa that's classic!!! I haven't seen the Wife store part of it ROFL!!! :yelrotflmao:

[locogato11283]

ha

[KlotzBanshee]

good shit! :yelrotflmao: alot of truth to that

[flipcarre]

lmao :yelrotflmao: that was a good one.

[Animalman294]

Now that is something I can relate to................. :yelrotflmao:

[.100_over]

True!,True! lol

[Lee]

 

Seriously, those stores would make a killing. Or if it was like LL Bean, where you can bring her back anytime and exchange for new if she doesn't live up to expectations.

[Kwietshee]

HAHAHAHA, hey I told my girl that and even she laughed her ass off.Good one

[Animalman294]

I'd want to see the warranty that she came with before I took her home, plus I want to know if I can get an extended warranty with that............ :yelrotflmao:

[Ron Burgandy]

true