Joke that i got from my builder

[sand rocket]

I thought that this was pretty good!

 

 

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.

 

 

When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme

sacrifice and gave up beans.

 

 

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home

from work.

 

 

Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I

 

 

 

would be late because I had to walk home.

 

 

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was

more than I could stand.

 

 

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by

the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,

 

 

 

I had consumed t three large orders of baked beans.

 

 

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

 

 

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed

delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

 

 

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

 

 

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the

telephone rang.

 

 

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went

 

 

 

to answer the call.

 

 

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure

was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I

seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

 

 

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running

over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

 

 

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

 

 

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink

was worse than cooked cabbage.

 

 

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I

 

 

 

went on like this for another few minutes.

 

 

The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,

I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on

my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased

with myself.

 

 

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband

returned, apologizing for taking so long.

 

 

He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I

had not.

 

 

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated

 

 

 

around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

 

 

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bansheeseat$$]

That was very funny.

[Animalman294]

Very nice, and woman tell us that they only fluff.........

[Dinner]

[bigwill]

That was real good,had to go get the wife to read that,she loved it

[DIRTMAN350]

 

That's a good one. Wife got a kick out of it.

[Rustbag]

reminds me of this old commercial. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4379400737827256236

[tithead]

[gipperz]

[Mxzdan]

hahahaahaha

[locogato11283]

ha sucks for her...

[The Rebel]

Beans , beans , good for your heart.......

 

That's always been a good one