The Wife Strikes Again

[DirtDiggler69]

This is good shit , lol I can't believe this one yet but it doesn't surprise me one bit. I come home and on the table is a brand new 32 gb iPad charging up! Holy dogshit that's awesome right! Ok right away I get the " it's mine it's not yours attitude " and we haven't been getting along at all lately , correction she's been a frigid snappy bitch and I've been the same guy for the last 38 years of my life. I asked a couple questions like " whoah sweet I see it says 4g , is it enabled? " " I don't know I just got it " ok so I click on the browser and yep " no plan has been selected " so I say oh there's no data for it yet , we need to add it to our existing service . " no they said it was ready to go " " But there's no service for it , we have to add it to our plan , or maybe do a Virgin mobile hot spot for the house ( she canceled the cable/Internet because she never could find anything to watch on tv and said it cost too much . And of course the pay as you go unlimited data plan for 35.00 to her is a lie but she can't explain how it's a lie . OMG I can't believe I still put up with this stupid shit after all these years , she bought the thing off QVC and she swears up and down " They said all I had to do was charge it and it was ready to go " lol she says " it already has wifi , It should just connect right up , there's something wrong with it , I'm gonna take it to apple to have them investigate it ". I was almost pissing my pants but kept my composure about it , because the last thing I need is another bitch session after a long day , but Jesus LOL I just don't get how smart she can be with some things and just not " get " it with others!

[vulvafan537240]

I wouldn't/couldn't put up with somebody like that. You need to be a man and put her in her place IMO.

[trickedcarbine]

Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD?

 

Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared!

[DirtDiggler69]

Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD?

 

Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared!

[DirtDiggler69]

Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD?

 

Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared!

 

 

Lol yah I'm used to her antics , doesn't phase me much anymore . I'm sure this will get me/her a good ripping here for sure!

[locogato11283]

Words cannot describe how pathetic you are.

[DirtDiggler69]

Yeah loco , go straight for the throat!!!!!!

The new site layout sucks goat balls BTW!!!!

[locogato11283]

Your wife needs to limit your Internet time.

[Nightmare]

Tell her to go make u a sammich

[2strokes4u]

Get that shit straight before you snap and do something that you will regret.

[sheerider1026]

Whats with these pussy whipped motherfuckers these days???

[locogato11283]

Whats with these pussy whipped motherfuckers these days???

 

Non-self respecting dudes who probably have low self confidence and worth.

 

What's worse is they talk about it like they're proud.

 

They need to give their bitches a reality check.

[ginger]

dude fuck that, i would file the papers right away, not going to put up with shit like that

[Glenyboy]

Get her iPad and go onto the app store, there's a bunch of sandwich apps. Download all of them, when she next uses it she'll question your actions.

 

You then should reply ' use your initiative, since you don't know how to make a sandwich I downloaded some apps to help you along! Now get'

[4strokekilla1987]

i could care less if my lady buys herself a ipad or what ever the fuck she wants BUT NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY WILL FUCK WITH MY CABLE OR INTERNET