The Osomas are more of a PTR design.
He actually got the idea while wrapping his head with his diaper. The inherent design problems that he had been having were alleviated when he started with the other hand and wrapped counter clockwise rather than clockwise.
Although there is still much testing to be done, the preliminary results have been very promising. I have heard that if you strap two of them to your chest and get on a crowded bus, there have been no ill effects to any one around.
Sorry, this just seemed about as ridiculous as this thread had become.