Stan, you sounded jaded
Congrats. I kept telling my wife, it was her day, I'm just the eye candy.
I don't know about anyone else, but my wedding was all about my wife. They get their dress, then their hair done, then the make-up along with all the other bullshit pampering. I mowed my lawn and cleaned my carpets before the ceremony.
P.S., you look pretty too.