Mid-Life Crisis
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch
black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with
a hot 25-year-old blonde.
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It
seems to me that you are not holding up your
side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told
me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she
would make sure that I would once again be living in a
cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.