1. Is hell really that hot? Yes, I have proof.(I'll post later)
2. Does it have seasons? Yes, Hot (our winter) Damn, it's hot(our spring), Is it getting cooler in here?(our autumn) and It's mutha Fuckin' Hot. (summer)
3. Can you fish in Hell? No, too hot the keep the water from evaporating. (besides it's Hell, your there for a reason.)