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i want to get out for the gncc...its all about money to get me and all my stuff there to do it
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three guys out golfing needing a 4th ask a young man putting around the practice range to join them and he greatfuly accepts.they begin their game and start to talk about everything and nothing enjoying the game and having a good time..about the 8th hole the young man lookt to the other 3 men and asks "so what do you gentelmen do for a living" the first man responds...im a bank ceo for usa first bank..the second man replys..im a doctor,,and i own a coffee house..the third man replys im a hired hitman...so the young man laughs and asks again "so realy what do you do?'' the man replys im a hit man look in my golf bag there is a rifle in there now..so the young man looks and sure as shit there is a 50cal sniper rifle.so the man sais go ahead take it out,,so the young man looking through the scope of the rifle says hey i can see my house..and ohhh there is my wife,,man how beautiful she is..oh my she is walking around naked he proclaims..and wait there is my neighbor..he is walking naked im my house too..i cant believe my wife is cheating on me he shouts.. the young man turns to the other man and asks how much do you charge to shoot someone?? the man replys $500.so the young man pulls out the check book and says ok i'll take 2 please and procedes to write a check. he tells the other man i want you to shoot her in the mouth for lieing to me and cheating and shoot my neighbor in the dick for fucking my wife..so the hit man takes a possition bears down the scope of his rifle and waits and waits..the man yells at him hurry up what are you waiting for shoot them...the man looks back at the young man and sais be paitent here im about to save you $500
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im down to race my shee in any scramble at any time in any place against any 4 stroke..im not saying i will win, but i think from my experiance racing scrambles out here i have a hell of a chance...its not the bike that wins a race its the guy riding the bike.
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i just printed my printer out of ink making flyers..and they come with free filters and a hell of a warantee...but we'll see how it gots..so far i have only sold 23 of them but i got a month to go for the free banshee
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ok guess noone is interested
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welcome to the hq, i myself stumbled across this site by mistake and now i spend more time looking around here over any other site out there...alot of your questions have been asked by someone else so the answers are already here or if not there is awlys someone here that has had the same issue that you might with your banshee and they are awlys willing to help...for a while i was takin my shee to a shop to trouble shoot now this is the first place i look for info..
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our races out here take a summer break from april untill october..its tooooooo hot to ride the desert in the summer...not to mention if you break down or run out of water..its like 118+ on the desert floor..but october to april it averages 70 to 80 digrees..and it is perfect ridin weather..if you have the means i highly recomend coming out to the southern california deserts and trying a race..the only thing that sucks is the fact that you are racing against all the duncan and alba guys...last race i was at i got a kick ass start and the next thing i know wayne matlock goes flying by me making me look like a small child on an atc 70..but where else can you ride against pro's and maby just maby beat them
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walk into your local hospital got to the pharmacy and ask what they use to reconstitute meds...hell walk into a wal mart or target pharmacy and do the same..the answer will be the same product im trying to sell to get a new 06 shee for free... im not trying to offend anyone by this post im trying to get a free shee from my boss...if i get rid of 1000 of these i get a banshee handed to me for free from my company...im at the point to where im about to make like 100,000 flyers and go put them on cars at the malls and any other place i can put them....hell if you were offered a free 2006 banshee for doing this wouldnt you give it a hell of a try???
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i got to thinkin last night over a few beers..and thaught it might be cool to get something started around here to where we can all throw some cash into a lottery like deal and a couple times a year we pick some one out of the hq members and pay to get them and their banshee to another part of the country for a few days to meet up with another hq member or a few hq members to ride new spoth they normaly wouldnt be able to afford going to..for example..hq member joe lives in bumble fuck new jersey?? and hq member fred lives in L.A? hq member fred signs up as a host and member joe wins the hq lottery. so the money donated by members is used to get joe to L.A with his shee. from there fred takes joe out to glamis for a few days ...we could help eachother get the chance to ride all over the usa... what do you guys think of setting something like that up?????
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well i got the titan..its the black with the metalic in the paint king cab.(the 4 door has zrero bed space) i bought it already lifted..they had 5 lifted ones on the lot..the sales dick sais they were lifted for a commercial they were shooting for the stealership..its got a 6 inch lift wich looks perfect on that truck. and still drives awesome. the sticker on the truck was 28,000 with the lift..20,000 with out..although the 20,000 is bone stock no a/c no power anything..the 28,000 was fully loaded..i ended walking out with the truck for 22,500 in the end..and the payments are kick ass too nisan has some good financing programs.. zero down and i negotiated a 72 month fixed rate of 3.9% my payments are actualy less right now than the payment on my banshee..
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these systems are used to mix medications..for example.you get a perscription from a doc. for some liquid form of med.it comes as a powder it has to be mixed with x amount of water..the hospital systems measure the water and fill the bottle to the exact ml. of water..the home system doesnt measure..thats the only differance
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not working both ways??? maby a baseball bat will make the computer work better
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Is world war III starting? what do u think
crbanshee replied to sweetshee4312's topic in General Banshee Discussion
we should just nuke the whole fucking middle east once and for all...fuck it women children,,cats dogs what ever fuck them all...women strap bombs to babys and leave them to blow up and kill other ppl. kids shooting ak47's at our troops..fuck it like i said i got over 5000 reasons to "KILL EM ALL" 9-11-01 these hard working americans go to work to help feed their familys and some fucking rag head rat bastard flys a plane into the building and kills thousands of innocent hard working people..men women children..fuck all of those middle east mother fuckers.. i was never racist untill that happened...now if i go into a store and there is a middle eastern person working there i leave and wont go back to that store..and driving forget it..they can signal for 100 miles i could care less im not lettingt them into my lane infront of me..look isreal all they truly want is the rest of the middle east to leave them the fuck alone and let them be able to live a normal life..ok there is a few more under lieing issues..but fuck they are picked on by the muslim countrys to no end..and it is all about religion..if it was the oil we would have it already..you are telling me the american millitary cant take the area away from these ass holes if it was about oil...bull shit..if it was the oil we would have had it a long time ago..we can blow the living fuck out of these places from a desk in washingtom dc if we wanted to..its religion..look at any history book..more people have fought and died in the name of god than for any other single reason..alla will kill buda and buda will kill god and bla bla bla..you might think im full of shit or what ever and hey thats your right as an american..but look at history..its a proven fact.im up on religion but i do know that these muslims say they are not a violent religion..then why the fuck is it all the muslims are bombing innocent people for no reason..fuck them..i hate these mother fuckers so bad now that it makes me start to hate myself for it...i went to buy a truck the other night and the sales guy comes up and starts talking to me then he sais "my name is osama..you know like osama bin laden" he asked what truck i was looking for and i told him i refused to buy a truck from a fuck by the name of osama..i left the lot and went to da different dealership..these mother fuckers are comming here and living the american life and the whole time they are planning on the next bomb to kill innocent people...i got 2 words for these mother fuckers.. REMEMBER HEROSHIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.. not abuse our government systems like welfare and medical programs for the poor..fuck what about the single mom from anytown usa who cant get welfare to feed her kids because some fucking terrorist is soaking up all the funds..and they are not even in this country legaly to begin with.. FUCK TERRORISTS...AND THE CAMEL THEY RODE IN ON FUCK IRAQ FUCK IRAN FUCK EM ALL THEY DONT DESIRVE TO LIVE AFTER THE SHIT THEY PULL ON INNOCENT PEOPLE... SORRY FOR ALL THE HARSH STUFF AND THE LONG ASS BOOK... -
wow that was some odd shit....the amazon one what a joke they are using a dead guy to sell shiot.. R.I.P. DAVID..and by the way here is some shit david used to like buy this because he is dead and you should buy stuff to help remember him... how cheap..
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everytime i try to go into the chat room i get some pop up and then when i close the pop up i get a blank page with a little red x in a box in the top left corner of the page..WTF is going on why cant i get in?????
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Wife - Version 1.0
crbanshee replied to Rare Scottish Tree Badger's topic in General Banshee Discussion
oh shit thanks for the heads up!!!!! im running wait..im being run by fiancee 1.0 right now and soon upgrading to wife 1.0... i think im lucky i think because my version of fiancee1.0 just upgraded to a z400 hard drive so im safe with my quad drive and my yfz 350 system has been given the ok for up grades from fiancee 1.0 so with the new cash program my yfz350 system will soon become a 420 stroker system. with a long travel anti crash protection... -
THE LINK HERE FOR INFO..ITS NOT THE GREATEST WEB SITE..OUR I.T. GUY IS LAZY,, BUT IT WILL GET YOU ALOT OF THE INFO.. KEEP IN MIND IM OFFERING THESE SYSTEMS TO HQ MEMBERS FOR $399 WITH FREE SHIPPING..LOOK AT THE COST LISTED ON THE LINK..IM GIVING HQ MEMBERS A SMOKIN DEAL. http://pure-bioscience.com/nutripure-b.asp?menu=6
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we get earthquakes in california all the time..just hold your beer up so it dosnt spill it will all be fine..we had 2 in the last few months here in san diego
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Everyone in the Chat Room at 10:00 sharp
crbanshee replied to BansheeCJ3's topic in General Banshee Discussion
i still cant get te chat room to load???? am i doing something wrong? or do i just suck? wtf is going on here -
yes its prety much the same thing as a water distiller..it was designed for use in hospitals and pharmacys for making medication that must be 100% perfect..and now we make them for home use..
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the filters are the only maint..and they are only $65..but they only need to be replaced once a year..they will take out all the gunk in the city water..and the quality of the water becomes better than bottled water
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THE PRICE IS $500 FOR THESE SYSTEMS. BUT IM SELLING THEM FOR $399.00 TO HQ MEMBERS ONLY..WITH FREE SHIPPING. I KNOW THEY ARE A BIT HEAVY AN THE PRICE SIDE BUT THEY ARE HOSPITAL QUALITY WATER SYSTEMS..AND REQUIRE LESS MAINTNANCE THAN ANY OTHER WATER PURIFIER ON THE MARKET..AND THEY OUT LAST ANY OTHER WATER SYSTEM OFFERED TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC..
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OK GUYS AND GIRLS I NEED HELP FROM THE HQ MEMBERS..i work for a company that builds hospital grade water purifiers, and we just started to build them for home use..well to make a long story short i was told today by my boss that if i can sell 1000 of these systems to home owners or renters by the end of august there is a brand new ALBA BANSHEE comming my way as a bonus..please help me get my new 06 banshee...pm me and i will get all the info on the systems out to ya......
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damb i had some bad chicken for lunch at dennys and my shit has been rippin sence noon
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just tell her you slipped and missed...then keep missing untill you see blood...then tell her to get her nasty ass out of your house

