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Got up at 4am and fired the smoker up and been cooking ever since hopefully its all done b4 the pregame fest. Should be at least... All the peeps should be getting here in a little while to start it all off... We've only got a 63in regular big screen with 5.1 dolby surround sound...nothing speciial. The Tv is about 4 or 5 yrs old...Im ready for a widescreen though... Hope everybody has a safe and fun time 2day! Later, Chris

How they make them hot! There are three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Texan. They are all discussing what they do to get their women hot. The Italian says, "First I light a candle and drip hot liquid wax all over her body, then I follow with a tender nibbling at each spot of wax until they're all gone. Then she's hot!" When the Frenchman was queried he replies, "First I take a bouquet of roses and I pull all the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I go all over her blowing them off, one at a time. When I'm through, she's really hot!" The previous two gents now ask the Texan what he did to get his woman hot. He replied, "Well I don't do anything that exotic! What I do is, I pick her up and throw her on the bed, grab her by the ankles and fu@& the shit out of her. When I'm done, I wipe my d!@k on her new curtains. Man, does she get hot!"

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Ebay got'em like a 20 spot +shipping...

R.I.P.!

DUNEDEMON----Man, I fall in love w/ur ride everytime I see it!!!!

I have a stage IV head 20cc domes and Im at about 175lbs @600ft... with a mild port Hope, this helps U out bro.

Nope! but, it doesn't hurt though!!!

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She might be stupid and dingy but, Id still hit it! http://www.celebrity-gangbang.com/kaktuz_d...ailer_paris.wmv

Upgrade ur braking system if its a semi big trailer.... But, hey U gotta do, whatcha gotta do...

Email me the pics and I will put them up... [email protected]

Thats what I was gonna say everytime I had a electrical problem it was the stator....

Dwarf sex Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"

A Girls First Time As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. ------------------------------------------------ Senior sex As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day so we could travel together. After my examination, the doctor said: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" "In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." "This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get back to you." After examining my wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" She replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor than asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time: "Do you know why?" "Oh that old git!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December."

Now, thats a stool sample!