Heres 1....
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this
small
sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,
"You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special
sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
what the man
claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being
the sex God
he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
sexfreak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this wild
look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many
years!! In the
blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,
and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE
WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!