Couple more B4 I go..
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Teen age sex:
The mother of a 17-year-old girl
was concerned that her daughter
was having sex. Worried the girl might
become pregnant and adversely
impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that
teenagers today were very
willful and any attempt
to stop the girl would probably
result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be
put on birth control and until
then, talk to her and give
her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her
daughter was preparing for a
date, the woman told her about the situation
and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and
reached over to hug her mother
saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to
worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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Church:
A man went to church one day and
afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand. He said "Preacher,
I'll tell you, that was a damned fine
sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you
sir, but I'd rather you didn't
use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned
impressed with that ser mon I put
five thousand dollars in the offering
plate!"
The preacher said, "No shit?"
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Pancakes:
Brenda and Steve took their
six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that
although their little angel
appeared to be in good health, they were
concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the
doctor confidently declared,
"Just feed him pancakes. That should
solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy
arrived at breakfast, there was
a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle
of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For
me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied.
"The rest are for your father."