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banshee76179

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  1. WORD! Couldn't have said it better than that!
  2. FMF for me.....
  3. carbparts.com or sudco.com
  4. My buddy, Has some and they handle pretty good!!!!
  5. Get.. Loco to build U a cr500 dragger..on that light frame..
  6. Id get the 200w on the adjustable stator plate ...but thats me!!!!
  7. Boy, they r getting desperate!!!
  8. A blonde , readhead, and a burnette all in the 4th grade... Which girl has the biggest boobs? The blonde... shes 18...
  9. Couple more B4 I go.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teen age sex: The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" ....................................... Church: A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity." The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that ser mon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!" The preacher said, "No shit?" ................................................. Pancakes: Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
  10. 1.Koala and the Prostitute A koala bear was approached by a prostitute, since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a hotel, and he went down on her the next morning one last time before departing. As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey, what about my money?" The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders. She said, "Come here", and pulled a dictionary out of her purse. She pointed to the word "prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid." Finally understanding, the koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "koala" and showed her, "Eats bush and leaves" 2.Golf.. A woman is playing golf and is finishing up on the first hole and is walking to the second when a bee stings her.....Then she walks back to the club house and proceeds to tell the golf pro that a bee stung her out on the course! Then, the golf pro asked her," where she was stung at"? she replied, " Between hole #1 and Hole #2".. The golf pro, told her " I told you, your stance was to wide"!
  11. Id still though!
  12. He did the samething to me...about a year back or so, sparkzilla... He screwed my perfect feedback ,up....left neut/he left nega. Mine was over misleading info. So, he jacked me.. I don't think he is registered user anymore...
  13. I think I've heard of .110 over b4 resleaving...but, don't quote me on that!
  14. They prolly banned ur IP address..
  15. I'll let U know whem I'm done...9 yrs and still adding...
  16. http://media2.big-boys.com/stoplighteat.wmv
  17. 3 inches wider and 190mph!
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