NickyPap Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 How can you tell when a women is wearing pantyhose? ...When she farts her ankles swell up. Quote
nosbanshee4u Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 nice one. lets hear more!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
NYUK Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 what is the definition of ETERNITY? from the time your done, till the time she leaves! Quote
NickyPap Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Why do women parachuting out of planes always wear a tampon? ...so they don't whistle as they come down. Quote
y2kbanshee9187 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 good one....... ive got one for ya, have u ever made love to a woman and she starts speaking chinese? WONG HO, WONG HO! 362626[/snapback] Haha, I like that one. You guys crack me up Quote
kartracer92 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Why did god give women legs??? ...So their feet don't smell like fish too. Quote
holeshotkid Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen bitching at you?? You made her chain to long..... Quote
cam2 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 what is the definition of ETERNITY?from the time your done, till the time she leaves! 362795[/snapback] amen brotha. not only is that funny but it's the truth. Quote
cam2 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 i've got a killer one that you guys probably never heard before. why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the otherside...............hahahaha what a knee slapper Quote
rocketboy Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 why do women have 2 holes ? so you can pick em up like a six pack Quote
superchicken Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 what do you call a chinese woman with one leg? IREEN Quote
Fireman-hott Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 What did the fish smell like before women started swimming? Quote
stclark816 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 What did the fish smell like before women started swimming? 362945[/snapback] Salmon? Quote
Oilsmoke Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 What is the Difference between a Women and a Battery? The battery has a Postive side. Quote
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