BenBB Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 What is the Difference between a Women and a Battery?The battery has a Postive side. 362951[/snapback] Quote
Iexpedite1 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 Wife comes in and sees her husband sitting on the couch watching T.V. The bitching commences...you haven't done anything today. He answers I have too, I killed two male flies and three female flies today. She asked, How did you know they where male and female flies. He answers...I killed the two males flies on a beer can and the femal flies were on the phone. Quote
ledofthezep Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 Why is beer better than women? A beer is always wet & goes down easy. Quote
markzx7 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 whats the worst thing about eating a veggitable? picking her and putting her in the wheel chair when you are done Quote
NYUK Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 whats the worst thing about eating a veggitable?picking her and putting her in the wheel chair when you are done 363428[/snapback] HO!!!!!!!!!!! MARKZX7 DOES THE SCHIAVO!!!!!!!!!! Quote
ledofthezep Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 HO!!!!!!!!!!! MARKZX7 DOES THE SCHIAVO!!!!!!!!!! 363436[/snapback] LOL! Quote
nosbanshee4u Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Posted May 2, 2005 Damn!!!! i AM GLAD TO SEE THAT I STARTED A HOT TOPIC. NICE!!! LETS HEAR SOME MORE.... Quote
markzx7 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 whats the diffrence between a blonde and a washing machine? washing machine doesnt fallow you around for two weeks after you drop your load in it Quote
Oilsmoke Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 whats the diffrence between a blonde and a washing machine?washing machine doesnt fallow you around for two weeks after you drop your load in it 363576[/snapback] OMHELL that's nice one. Quote
Dirpmp2000 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Posted May 2, 2005 how do u turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel Quote
CowboyBanshee Posted May 3, 2005 Report Posted May 3, 2005 What do women and cans of copenhagen have in common? you use two fingers when its yours and three when its your friends.... Whats the difference between a bowling ball and a rodeo queen.... you can only put three fingers into a bowling ball Quote
markzx7 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Posted May 3, 2005 why was the blondes belly button soar? her boyfreind is blonde to Quote
NYUK Posted May 3, 2005 Report Posted May 3, 2005 whats better than ROSES ON A PIANO? TWO LIPS ON AN ORGAN! Quote
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