nosbanshee4u Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 SO THEY CAN STAND CLOSER TO THE KITCHEN SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA i just heard it and had to tell someone. Quote
rocketboy Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 what are they doing in the kitchen they belong in the bedroom ! good joke .what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin you already told her twice! (sorry,just a joke ladys) Quote
thegroup Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 good one....... ive got one for ya, have u ever made love to a woman and she starts speaking chinese? WONG HO, WONG HO! Quote
Fireman-hott Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 How did women get to play golf? You know its Gentlemen Only Ladys Forbidden. Anyway we were sitting around drinking thursday and came up with some questions. If the hand is faster than the eye how come guys always get caught masturbating? What did Stevie Wonders parents tell him to keep him from Masturbating? If I bet a hooker $100 she couldnt make me cum, would I than be able to get out of a prostitution charge because its technically a gamble? I either win or lose. This one only came up because my fiancee happened to mention we were out of eggs as we were looking to have bacon and eggs for breakfast. Who the hell just up and decided, the next thing that comes outta that birds ass I'm gonna fry up and eat? Now that I htink about it, who the hell said hey look at those little penis looking things under that there cow jim bob lets suck on them and drink whatever comes out. This one also came from Sarah, only way I think we got it was because half of us were drunk. Was it just us or does Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune as My ABCs? HAHA man we thought up some shit. Last one I can remember. Why does your dog get pissed at you when you blow in his/her face, yet sticks its head out the window when you take it for a car ride? Smell doen't count, seen my dogs head out when it smelled like horse manure. Quote
Donoyfz450 Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 And the worst one yet?? Whats the first thing a women does when she gets out of a battered womens shelter????? The dishes if she knows whats good for her!! Quote
nosbanshee4u Posted April 30, 2005 Author Report Posted April 30, 2005 oh lord is that ever a knee slapper!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote
stclark816 Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 I believe this belongs in this thread.... Women can have computers too..No offense ladies... Quote
locogato11283 Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 uh oh wait till brooke sees this one... Quote
SICK BOY Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Now I have to step in and stick up for the women.I believe women should be put on pedestals....just high enough so I can look up there skirts. Quote
Cotton eyed Joe Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Now I have to step in and stick up for the women.I believe women should be put on pedestals....just high enough so I can look up there skirts. 362710[/snapback] LOL That video of LED in his office solved that one. Good ol webcam taped to your shoe. Quote
NYUK Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 how long does it take a woman to have an orgasm? WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
RNBRAD Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 How did women get to play golf? You know its Gentlemen Only Ladys Forbidden. Anyway we were sitting around drinking thursday and came up with some questions. If the hand is faster than the eye how come guys always get caught masturbating? What did Stevie Wonders parents tell him to keep him from Masturbating? If I bet a hooker $100 she couldnt make me cum, would I than be able to get out of a prostitution charge because its technically a gamble? I either win or lose. This one only came up because my fiancee happened to mention we were out of eggs as we were looking to have bacon and eggs for breakfast. Who the hell just up and decided, the next thing that comes outta that birds ass I'm gonna fry up and eat? Now that I htink about it, who the hell said hey look at those little penis looking things under that there cow jim bob lets suck on them and drink whatever comes out. This one also came from Sarah, only way I think we got it was because half of us were drunk. Was it just us or does Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune as My ABCs? HAHA man we thought up some shit. Last one I can remember. Why does your dog get pissed at you when you blow in his/her face, yet sticks its head out the window when you take it for a car ride? Smell doen't count, seen my dogs head out when it smelled like horse manure. 362628[/snapback] I think you guys were stoned, no doubt about it. I've seen this behavior before. Quote
RNBRAD Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Why did God put legs on women? So they wouldn't leave a trail like a slug. Sheesh I've been bad. God please forgive me, be with all the Pigme's down in New Guinea, Amen. Quote
nosbanshee4u Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 Oh god wait I remebered another one..... HOW DO YOU FIX YOUR WIFES WATCH?????????????????????????????????? YOU DON"T, the oven has a timer already on it. HA!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
stclark816 Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Why did God put legs on women? So they wouldn't leave a trail like a slug. 362719[/snapback] I dont care who you are... That shits funny... Hahahahaha Quote
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