women vs banshees

[xTHUNDERCATx]

you want relationships to work follow these steps :cool:

 

i know its long but the more you read the better it gets

 

 

 

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

 

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

 

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

 

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

 

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

 

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

 

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you," and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

 

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

 

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

 

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

 

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

 

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

 

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

 

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

 

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

 

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

 

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

[ATC250Rchick]

So you got a 2nd Banshee and told her she can ride it? Has she ridden it yet? If she has...she either has no interest in riding, or may be a little scared of it.

 

My husband and I have been married for 10 & 1/2 years...together for 15 years. I really believe you need something to do "together" and also your own hobbies. We are lucky becasue we love riding together...but a lot of women do not.

 

Is she a high maintence girl? If she is, she may not be the right match for you.

 

And no...not all girls are the same. Most of them are annoying as hell.

That would be like saying all men are the same. But I do agree with the age thing. She is young, she may mature and let you have your hobby even if she doesn't want to be part of it.

[sheerider1026]

at your age here is my only advice.. ditch her ass, go bang all the hotties that you can.. the end

[tundish2800]

My girl of three years bit the bullet along time ago that she had to understand about my addiction to my shee. She was scared to ride at first then i put her on my raptor and she loves it now. She gets mad about me going without her now .

[MikeNick]

at your age here is my only advice.. ditch her ass, go bang all the hotties that you can.. the end

 

 

AGREED!!! :thumbsup:

[bitterbillybitchcakes]

girls belong in the kitchen

 

 

sucking my dick

[92 Z71]

Who needs a girlfriend/wife anyway? Keep the quads around long term, girls short term.

[NickisGod]

when my girlfriend turns 18 ill post a picture of her on my shee for all you old timers lol. then youll see why i keep her shes dam sexy, and im not one to brag

 

btw ya shes ridin both of my shees and like my first one the most, for obvious reasons. shes not to bad and can normaly get it into second gear hahahaha

[92 Z71]

[NickisGod]

hahahahaha

[Jayy]

I'll tell you how I have handled it. I have never been married or had kids. I am 33 years old, have both undergraduate and graduate degrees, and have worked hard on two things. Number one, my education and career track. Number two, holding on to all of the independence I can. Do you know that the divorce rate in my age group is approximately 70% on a national average? Now honestly, why bother? Would you parachute jump if you knew there was a 70% chance your parachute would fail? My friends, schoolmates, and co-workers reflect this divorce rate in their marriages and divorces. I have two awsome banshees and I WILL BE DAMNED if I will let a woman seperate me from them. I have dated more than my fair share and I make it very clear where I stand not only with my hobbies, but how I intend to live my life as long as I am able to. I am dating a woman now and she knows how I am and that if my lifestyle and interests do not satisfy her that is ok, but dont waste her time or mine, just hit the bricks. I have had a couple leave me before for the way I lead my life, and that is ok too, but DO NOT come at me with the silly, bitchy bullshit over things you know good and well I am not changing. Honestly, I am 15 years older than you and love single life. Granted, you might want to take my advice with a grain of salt. I will probably die bitter and alone, but until then I will do the things that make me happy. Trust me, there are plenty of other women out there. Wow, now that I read through what I have posted, I sound cynical as hell, huh? On second thought, you probably dont want to take my advice at all.....

[RIPPEN]

I caught flack from my now ex for shit. I loved the time we shared and all but looking back on some of our relationship I wish I would have laid some ground rules. Thats what you need to do. All that should ever be expected of a person is honesty. Tell her straight up this is what you want and if she isn't down, tell her to bounce.. Because Ill tell you a little secret, she would do the same shit to you. If you don't allow her to do what she wants she will use you for what she wants and then bounce. If its gonna work you both have to be honest, upfront, and willing to compromise.. Otherwise start eyeballing her friend, that may come in handy..

 

RIPPEN

[locogato11283]

dogg, fuck all this bullshit.. youre 18!!!! tell the ho to shut up, make you a sandwich and get back to the kitchen..

[Profilact]

Women. To paraphrase Dave Chapelle:

 

I was in the grocery store waiting in line and saw a magazine on the rack. One of the headlines was "100 ways to please your man" by some lady.

100? That list is like 4 things long. Suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwitch and dont talk so fuckin much.

 

Classic.

[87sheerips]

Ive lost two of my most serious relationships over my hobbies. When my truck build and JDS Customs business came into play, it was all over. Fuck em man. You need to find a girl that supports you 100% and gets into riding/racing/building banshees too.

 

Its a passion for all of us and these bitches need to get a clue. What else do they have to do, watch John and Kate plus 8? Give me a break, do something worth while girls!