Banshee_Bandit Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 Dude let me give you a piece of advise... You are like in the sweet age of 18 ... far too early from my point of view to consider stuff like keepin her yar` whole life, even if shes a sizzzzzzling hottie... Simple solution to your girl bitching around: If u nail her then nail her properly with 150 % dedication instead of a average 50 % :geek: , then neither she runs away due to the missing lack of attention towards her nor will she be trippin` no more !!! Keep that in mind at all times, It`ll help u a lot, of that I`m sure as a heart attack... Quote
BenBB Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 Women. To paraphrase Dave Chapelle: I was in the grocery store waiting in line and saw a magazine on the rack. One of the headlines was "100 ways to please your man" by some lady. 100? That list is like 4 things long. Suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwitch and dont talk so fuckin much. Classic. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
Loc Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 Good luck my man. All women are a pain in the ass. They have to be number one. Do what I do buy the shit anyways and tell her to go pound sand. REMEMBER THIS "IT IS EASIER TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION" said by a wise old man. Quote
NickisGod Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Posted May 27, 2009 loc its like your sign was made for this thred Quote
NickisGod Posted May 27, 2009 Author Report Posted May 27, 2009 well im going to be building a cub engine, i told her pretty much wat all youve guys said, minus the part where it came from, and i think weve came to an agreement. i wont have the cylinders or crank this week but ill make her help me split the cases and itll go in either two directions. me telling her to leave because shes crying about how boring it is, or her doing what she said she will and participate Quote
oneslowshee Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 man i dont know your issues, and i am not too much older than you 25) but let me tell you i was with a girl for 5 yrs and we had our share of fights over petty shit. then one day we get into a fight and boom she is done... then 5 days later she is dating a 33 yr old (she is 21 btw) lol its a joke she cried all the time i never understood it, it lost meaning to me when we were coming home from glamis and she cried because she was hungry... dont get me wrong i loved that girl and was willing to make things work but as soon as i found out the new bf after 5 days, you tend to lose respect for the person, i mean shit you guys i even offered counceling... the best advice i can give you is if you care about her try to understand her side of it. because in the long run thats what relationships are.. a understanding.. Quote
Ieat4strokes Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 Trust me, we all go through it, i wouldnt say just ditch her like alot of these guys say, i would have a sit down with her and tell her about ur passion and she needs to support you in what u like and love, if she has anything to say back other than " you right, i was being selfish" then ditch the bitch....lol....i had to have a talk wit da wifey, she hadda get on track. My past was f@cked, i was a gun toting, street thug, drug dealer and was in jail every week for somethin,..... i picked up a 4 wheeler and a streetbike as a HOBBY to stay out of jail..... so far so good, i told her, "I could always sell it and go back to what i was doing" i beleive that was the LAST convo we had bout my banshee...... just have fun man. Quote
Loc Posted May 27, 2009 Report Posted May 27, 2009 My sig is made for things just like this. To be honest with you, this shit aint easy, I relationship is going to be hands down the hardest thing you will do in life. It is hard as hell to spend so much time with one person without driving each other crazy. If you can find a woman that understands you and isnt a crazy bitch then you should put in the time and work to make things happen. They will eventually get over shit and the only reason they bitch is because they want more time with you. Include her to the point where she finds it fun and she will let you know when she doesn't want to play Banshee anymore. Remember "Life is a bitch, then you marry one, then you die" said by the same old man. Quote
bitterbillybitchcakes Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 women are nothing but expensive pets Quote
Keyser Soze Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 Look your window to nail these 17 year old bitches is closing. Your going to look back and wonder why you didnt tag as many chicks as you could. Your going to wonder why you dicked with this girl. Matter of fact I think you need to sell your banshee. Its only taking up time you should be using to nail these chicks. Nail as many as you can for the next two or three years. Then pull your banshee out of storage, or buy another. Quote
sheerider1026 Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 ^^^^ i couldn't have said it better myself^^^^^^ this advise is exactly what i did when i was your age! :thumbsup: .. and i dont have any regrets, just thoughts about how much more i could have maybe gotten?? lmao Quote
NickisGod Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Posted May 28, 2009 ya i cant just nail as many bitches as i want, life isnt that easy and changing your number gets annoying. hey who knows, maybe my banshee will be the death of me, in that case i can see why shes jealous Quote
MikeNick Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 ya i cant just nail as many bitches as i want, life isnt that easy and changing your number gets annoying. hey who knows, maybe my banshee will be the death of me, in that case i can see why shes jealous I've called twice in one week to change my number...haha :cool: Quote
Banshee_Bandit Posted May 28, 2009 Report Posted May 28, 2009 If you even think of gettin` rid off that Shee i`m gonna have to whoop your ass bro so instead, nail`em on the Banshee and get some vids uploaded doing so Quote
NickisGod Posted May 29, 2009 Author Report Posted May 29, 2009 If you even think of gettin` rid off that Shee i`m gonna have to whoop your ass bro so instead, nail`em on the Banshee and get some vids uploaded doing so viewers discretion advised lol Quote
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