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Cotton eyed Joe

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  1. Didn't he die?
  2. When I was 18 I bought a restored 70 Chevelle SS 396, and I had it about 1/2 paid for when a guy up the street from my uncles house had a 70 ElCamino SS for sale. The only thing that kept me from buying it was the repair bills on the Chevelle were insane being it was a daily driver. I couldn't have handled 2 of those but it would have been the cats ass to have the 70 Chevelle and the 70 Camino parked in the yard both in restored condtition. Still love those Caminos though.
  3. I'm not Mexican but I've seen them on TV and around town. I used to think I was part Mexican, but it turns out its Italian.
  4. It is you isn't it.
  5. OOOO OOOO!!! Can I be Captain Marvel? SHAZZZAM!!!
  6. It doesn't compare at all. Go back and re read what I quoted. I think I quoted someone saying that we can all find someone here to help us out with what we need.
  7. Keep an eye on it. I don't think it would bust off all at once. Inspect if for cracks, and if it does, just look up a welding shop in your phone book, as them if they can TIG weld, and go have the tab reinforced by them.
  8. I need someone to pick up dog shit in my back yard, then mow my lawn. Take the clippings and the dog shit with you when you leave and I'll kick an extra $5.00 in.
  9. Just for the record I'm not middle aged yet.
  10. My niece told me and my dad one day after she pulled up in her car to the shop that her "axle fell off". Upon further inspection it was her exhaust pipe, and it was from her bouncing up and over a curb. She also had a hard time dividing by 10 in her algebra class, and had me help her.
  11. Or all the families who have a dad who goes to work everyday to provide everything the family needs, but ends up banging his secretary, while the wife stays home and drinks as the kids play out in the street. Oh wait...thats my neighbor, not a reality show.
  12. I also specialize in portraits, re-enactments (ellisons wreck for example. Some of my finest work), archetectural drawings, and such.
  13. Do you just need to grind out the adjustment slots on the stock swinger? When I ran a stock swinger I needed an additional 1/4" or so because of the larger rear sprocket I was running. I was either too loose or too tight with my chains.
  14. If you need the hook up on some mad logo/illustration skills, I gotcho back.
  15. Exactly. She has nothing to do with the BinLaden family, and to further attest to that, the picture Brooke posted or her could get her killed in some Muslim run countries. I have heard that she is considering changing her last name because of what people say about her, that really has nothing to do with her. It has everything to do with Osama. Before WWII there were hundreds of Hitlers in various phone books across the US, and after WWII there were none. Hitler wasn't a nickname, it was his last name. On the reality TV thing, I'm so fucking sick of "reality" tv that I could scream. I have no idea why its the thing to do. I don't see how any advertisers actually want to pay good money to advertise during these types of shows.
  16. Not this year. Got shit to do. Have fun and don't end up a statistic. Ride smart/sober, and watch out for those that dont. For those that haven't ever been out there on Easter, if you can, set up your vehicles in a wagon circle. Keeps assholes from riding 3 feet from your tent at 2 am at 80mph. Alot of people out there the just don't give a shit.
  17. Just need to keep eating clean, and get over this god damn cold so I can get back to the gym. I definitely don't look like the guy in the photochop though. Wish I was that big. 210lbs isn't that big on a 6'2" frame.
  18. Alot of times these asshats will send you a check for $2000 more than your asking price. They'll tell you to cash it, and send the change back to them with the product. By the time the bank figures out the check is bogus, you're out $2000 (the bank comes to you for it) and your out what ever you are selling. Happened to a someone my mom knows. Some poor old guy that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Bit him for about $6000.
  19. Wish my latissimus dorsi looked like that.
  20. I wasn't about to tackle the challenge.
  21. These people seem to have forgotten what they did when they were kids. I know street racing is illegal and under the right conditions dangerous as hell, but it almost seems they are taking upon themselves to just assume that if you have a fast car you are going to use it. They might as well just pull over and arrest anyone driving a Z06, GSXR, Enzo, etc. Its about as stupid as arresting anyone with a cock because they have the tools needed to commit a sexual assault. (Although I've been told if I were to use sex as a weapon, I wouldn't get very far.) But, all this law will do is make the aftermarket stronger in the areas of aftermarket parts that appear stock.
  22. Same here. The next time that old guy comes up to me I'm gonna bust him in the chops.
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