Cotton eyed Joe

Absolutely not.

Ah yes. The ol "Bagel and Lochs" routine. I think the easier approach would be to just put up a gate across my driveway.

I pretended I was Jewish once when the local God Squad came knockin. It was funny mostly because I have no idea about anything Jewish. But they bought it.

I have one headlight, a set of pegs and a head from a 1996 Banshee that has never been used. It was taken off of the bike the day it was purchased.

I have a round housing +6 4130 chromoly, round tubing, bare with carrier and all bearings. I can work up a quote for having it powdercoated black however. It does NOT have skid plate mounts.

Thats so odd. Its like you're a retard magnet. They all sound like the same exact email as well. Fuckin scammers.

Heh. I'm the spider killer at my house. You'd think someone was crawling through an open winder when I get woken up at 5am. Thats why I spray Trizaicide and Diazinon like its going out of style between spring and summer. My parents lay out those little glue pads for spiders and my dog will sniff them and get it stuck on her nose. I think thats about the only funny thing about it.

Yeah I've heard it. I wouldn't doubt some spider wanders down my gullet being I'm more of a mouth breather. I have no idea why they would. I'm not too sure I'd want to wander into a rumbling cave in the middle of the night that smells really similar to cat shit .

Bought some billet headlights from him. Shipped them out quick, and they look great! Even sent some bulbs Thanks Justin.

I started a thread on mine a year ago, and I'm about 2/3's done with it. Actually I do have some updated pictures of it, so maybe I'll update that thread. Nothing terrific yet, but the last piece I need to get the engine cranking over is going to be fabbed here soon.

When did it start doing this? Your alignment won't just go out all at once, so I'm wondering if you have your carrier adjusted crooked. If you have a stock swingarm, it is possible to get your carrier in there a bit crooked and it will cut to one side or the other, and its pretty bad when you wheelie.

Yikes. I've only heard about those bites. I guess they turn your tissue necrotic and it just falls off like a well cooked pork rib. I'd take NEITHER. I hate spiders. I get large spiders at the shop but I don't know what they are called. We call them drag racing spiders because they run so damn fast you can't see their legs, and by the time you grab the alcohol or the wd-40 they're GONE!

That would be kick ass to run down hippies with.

Thats what I was gonna say. Supposedly more poisonous than a Black Widow. I hope you smashed that fucker into a million pieces and burned what was left. I hate those things.

Third times the charm.

Mostly I'm just concerned about if they are heavliy grooved. Looking for pretty clean rotors for the project bike.

I lift at Golds, and it isn't all that expensive anyway. Plus....I seriously doubt they give anything away. In fact, the last 8 years I've lifted there, I've never even ONCE heard of a free years membership. They have complimentary 2 week passes for out of town people that visit with a current member. And you can only do it once per year. I did get a tank top at cost once because I was friends with the girl working the counter. Thats about it. When you have to drop about 1.4mil for a franchise of the worlds largest gym, its kind of hard to justify giving shit away.

I didn't save it, but its pretty funny. Chopper cop pulls over a guy in a ricer. The guy doesn't look anything like a kid, but rather a 40'ish year old guy that probably lives at home. Cop says "You have a big exhaust" and strokes his mustache. The guy in the car with the mullet says something to the cop about his night stick. I can't remember all the details but it was made in an afternoon on a budget of about $200.00 and change. Basically the cops pull you over for a primary offense, then they tell you to pop the hood and they check it for an illegal breather hose, then you get your car impounded and you go to jail.

Exactly. Because if it grenades, I'm going bigger.

I agree. And I have dipsticks in stock.

You know....you're probably right. It would be awesome until something went wrong then it would be bankruptcy time.

Where is he located? Tell him you need $9800 for it.

I think I'm going to borrow one of those for my signature line.

As far as what I think about Dealers, they are just that. They are there to sell bikes. Not to say there aren't good techs and dealers out there, but they are far and few between. The worst run in I've had with a dealer's "mechanic" was when a buddy had a Banshee that was missing a few studs between the case halves from the factory. He took it to them, and they accused him of running the wrong oil in his engine. WTF??? He had to point out the gap in the cases where the oil and shit was blowing out. Then they asked him what he did to it. He then had to tell them it was 3 days old. He did nothing to it. We picked it up on the way to the dunes. When my buddy got pissed off at the "mechanic" he told us that the owners didn't pay him enough for people to stand there and call him a dick head. When we talked to a salesman about 15 minutes later after getting nowhere and asked for the owner, the salesman said "You just talked to him in the parking lot." Lying fucker didn't have the balls to own up. Told us he was the mechanic, not the owner. We drop it off, and they take it apart, my buddy drops in to check it out and asked them to replace the bearings because there was sand in the bottom of the case. They told him no. All they were going to do was wash the cases out with kerosene and put the bike back together after they put the missing case studs back in. Until the day that bike was sold, it was never "brand new". It had some weird noises, ticking sounds etc. We never figured out what it was, and we never really felt like bebuilding it. We just wanted to go ride He traded it for a YZ250 about a year later.