LMAO...I can just see the look on your face right now!
Think your basset's a little shit,...I'd be more than happy to trade ya for a while this little shit & give you a taste of my world!
Full Blooded Hound from Hell! aka Bonzo
He's got a thing for toilet paper, well, let me restate that...anything paper. If it moves, it must be barked at. If it runs, it must want to be chased and yelped at like it's your last meal. If it confuses you, sit back and try and break your neck to get a look at it from a different angle. If it's in the trash and no one's home--it's free game. I can be a lapdog if I want...little bastard! But he's still my bestest buddy.