Holyman

Got a couple deadbeat bidders I would like to send a free set of earphones to. Tell 'em to turn the volume all the way up and push the button. Also make one heck of a banshee theft deterrant. You could park your banshee in the middle of the 'hood and head to 'da likkuh sto and come back only to see a bunch of guys staggering around or flopping around on the ground. I mean more than the usual amount that are staggering and flopping on the ground outside of the 'hood likkuh sto

Hey turd I saw you today. I don't think you noticed me. You were in a swirl of activity and now that I think of it I was running behind. See you later

Sounds like you need the "Holyman patented kicker repair method" {imagine a very masculine voice with echo } Send me the kicker and I'll fix it up for you. eMail me {DO NOT PM ME} for the address... [email protected]

If you put one paddle on each ear will a persons head blow up?

Yeah what he said. 2 strokes give you ying yang. The FMF's I had were as close to low grunt sounding as I've heard. The Toomey's are the most ying yang I've ever run.

I've got some mildly ported RZ on ebay right now that you could drop those .050's right in. Check out ... http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?View...5&since=-1&rd=1

Do you have any aftermarket A arms or round axle carrier?

How much voltage do you need to power it up? Is it 12volt or line voltage or does it have a battery?

This spring my kid and I were riding along the RR tracks and found a Polaris down in the ditch. We got off our quads and looked around and called out and no-one answered. Since it was pretty well hidden and getting dark we went on the rest of our ride for about an hour or so. On the way back it was still there. Key wasn't in it but nothing was wrecked like in a fresh crash or anything. So we went home and dropped off the kids quad and then came back again {dark by now} and then towed it home. I set it next to the garage for the night since I was leaving for vacation the next day for 10 days. When I got back. I call the police station with the vin. Here's the mistake I made... I told them where I live. They said there was no recorded ownership but since it wasn't "mine" they couldn't even let me hold it for the waiting period. I said to the cop that I would like to buy it if it comes up on auction but he said he didn't know anything about it. A couple weeks later I got a call from the towing yard who said he noticed on the report that I had several of my own ATV's and he was looking for a small one for his kid. We got to talking and I said I'd like to get the one that was impounded. He said there was a $135 towing fee and $35 a day for a min of 30 days to get it. OK well this thing was beat I figured a couple hundred. To make a longer story shorter, I talked to the guy every couple weeks for months about getting the quad and it remained wrapped up in red tape. If I had it to do over again, I would call from a public place and say that I was thinking of buying an older ATV and that I wanted to make sure the deal was legit. They would have taken 10 minutes at most to run the numbers and it would have been mine. Because the towing company that came to get it from MY HOUSE took it to impound, THEY have a lein on it and any money that comes in for it will go to them. THAT SUCKS

I state in my Paypal auction invoice that feedback is left either after payment or after 21 days in the case of non-payers. If they haven't paid in three weeks the hammer comes down... period!

Can you send me a pic and a price on the busted cases? [email protected]

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Not really... because hell would freeze solid before you could actually make a profit from selling Amsoil yourself. It costs too much to buy it retail and so the only way to make anything on it is to get other people to become dealers. It's like a pyramid scheme but legal {I guess}. So far I've been a dealer for almost a year. I got my first commision check {pretty much from my own purchases}. Total payout... Under $3. Got it pinned to the wall next to my old concert ticket stubs and other worthless scraps of paper.

Shop rate $65 per hour around here so... 2 hours troubleshooting 2 hours rejet carbs $30 jets $45 air filter $10 oil for air filter $12 new plugs $28 new plug wires with caps $16 2 gallons of fresh premix 2 hours to install all the above stuff 2 hours dial in Total labor $520 Total matls $141 Grand total $661 You will have to add in the extra uncer pills you will take from the arguing and cussing because it still won't run once you switch back to your real premix ratios. Plus the time it takes to learn to fix it yourself right the first time. Stealerships suck

Look in your local phone book under city licensing. They will be happy to help you start and promote your business.

It usually doesn't ake much to be a dealer. Alot of times it's a matter of having an agreement to certain advertising restrictions and meeting certain purchase minimums. I'd be happy to give you discounts on A arm and swingarm bearing kits for sale in your store. I can also help you become an Amsoil dealer. I know some of the other guys make their own billet stuff and are dealers for Noss Products and Rocket pipes etc. It's alot of fun to have a small business. One of the major expenses though is rental of a store, utilities, and insurance for liability. If you pretty much stick to sales, your insurance should be cheaper than servicing of ATV's. Main thing is ask plenty of questions before you jump into it. Where are you located?

Got some for $275 add a hush kit for $90. Check my listing in for sale section for pics.

plastic?

Hey who told you about Amsoil?

Stock arm is 17.75 inches from the center of the pivot tube to the center of the upper carrier bolt.

OK here's a perfect example of what I'm talking about. This is literally the 19th email I got from this kid who bought a pair of tires from me for a grand total of... $5.50. After I shipped them and told him the shipping was $10 more than I quoted him he sent me this... So I reply... I can't wait for the 20th email where he demands a refund

My wife and I have good friends that we just don't go anywhere with because of this. us- Hey let's go out to eat. them- Yeah I'm STARVING What do you feel like eating? I don't care. I'm just SOOOOOO Hungry OK how about choice 1? Nah they don't have good salads there OK then how about choice 2? Naw I ate lunch there a month ago How about choice 3? Yeah that's OK {the other one chimes in} I don't want to go there it costs too much OK How about choice 4? Weeellll choice 4 is ok... but I really want to go to choice 3. They have great {fill in the blank}. {Other one} yeah that's all fine but I don't want to spend my left nut going out to eat. OK guys well what about choice 5? I don't care Yeah whatever OK then we'll go to choice 5. Are we gonna ride together? No. we'll take our own car then we can go straight home. OK *************** Then you get to choice 5 and there is a 30 minute wait and you can tell they've been arguing. *************** them- I told you it was going to be packed over here. other one- NO, NO you didn't. us- well it's only a half hour and they usually seat pretty fast. Do you want to wait or try somewhere else. I said where I wanted to go. Yeah and I said I wasn't gonna leave my nut's on the table to pay the bill. Yeah well you might as well ! You haven't been using 'em lately anyway. WHAT! What's that supposed to mean!?!? You know what it means! Every time we try to go out with our friends YOU can never make a decision. Are you crazy!?!? You're the one that didn't want to go any of the places WE talked about. UH guys... They just paged us for our table. GUUUUHHH murmurmurmur ************************ Inside the place- There's "nothing on the menu I like" and/or "I want the #3 without the _____ and no _____ and add _____ plus can you throw in a little____? I know it's not on the menu but ask Becky she's the day time manager and she lets me do it all the time. I eat here ALOT. waitress- Uh... OK but Becky's not here right now. She get's off at 4 and it's 10:30 PM. And if you don't mind could you place your order because the kitchen is closing in a half hour. Yeah-Well- I GUESS I'll take it the way it is on the menu huuuuuhhhh {disgust} waitress leaves... Can you believe how rude she was!?!? Again... I think you get the idea

I have a perfect stock swingarm and can even provide the pivot bearings. EMAIL ME for pics and details... [email protected]

OK the hose that goes from the radiator to the coolant bottle goes intot the BOTTOM fitting on the bottle. The hose that comes out of the top of the bottle is supposed to go by your right pipe so it will steam if you boil over. I would {and have} moved the bottle to the front by the bumper so it's out of the way and won't spit coolant onto the pipes. The other hose that comes out by the water pump hooks to a T that is connected to the other hose that comes out right next to the rear engine mount and then that runs up behind the tank. These vent the crank case.

Yeah send me a price and pics too on the billet [email protected]