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Thats funny. Here's one thats just the opposite.... Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He doesn't remember how he got home from the party. Fearful he made some horrible blunder he forces his eyes open and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing, all clean and pressed on a chair. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order and spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian' He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?' His son replies, 'Oh THAT.... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' * Broken Coffee Table $239.99 * Hot Breakfast $4.20 * Two Aspirins $..38 * Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!

Sadly I live in Wyoming and don't even own a gun. I may need to remedy that one........

Admit it, you got a gunrack in your truck. They just got the pistol in their pants. :biggrin: :beer:

Interested in those CPI's. Can I get some pics? I won't be on for a few days so if I'm next in line and don't respond don't feel bad going to the next one in line.

I love those things. They go great with Hatorade (yeah lame no pic)

Good point. I think you've got yourself a nice bike Calvin and you should keep it that way for the most part. Get yourself a duneable override and have a little fun on it in the dunes but use your other bike for straight duning all day. Take this one out and just whip up on people at will! Don't blow it up! :biggrin: (that means don't do what I do, I enjoy cutting a few corners, but only on my own shit :thumbsup: )

I guess I need to go back to walmart again now and hang out for a bit. I'll max out the credit card on cheap new wallets first.

I just went to the stealership to get a front sprocket. I asked if they had one for a YFZ350 and they looked at me retarded and asked if I meant 450. Good thing I knew it was also called a banshee or I may not have gotten a sprocket.

C'mon, Nebraska ain't that bad. Well maybe. I haven't been back for a while so it might be. But it's no Iowa (Idiots Out Wandering Around). Where I grew up our cop (yes 1 cop) would pull over people from Iowa just because of the plates, say they were doing 21 in a 20 and let them go with a warning most of the time. Basically he wanted them out of town and it was funny as shit. We would just sit on our trucks downtown and drink shitty beer all night long.

I don't know how long you have had that avatar but it is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time! :woot: :yelrotflmao:

hahaha thats great

That's right. Front and back of each case and an open one to show that the DVD is in there. So 3 a piece comes out to 1200 pictures. Better get started lol. :biggrin:

try sending a pm to gregrob, I know he had one a while ago

THe stealership should have it. I know I can get a gallon of AMSOil Interceptor for around 30-40 bucks. Not too bad of a price.

I thought he still did that for a little fun and some side cash?

I would wait for a more local deal, one will pop up. I'd rather drive 10 hours like he said than wonder if it is actually getting shipped or am I getting the run around. Unless I already knew the person personally.

call up FAST I know he sells it by the foot. I'm sure some other places do too. Not sure if it is non o-ring though

here are some forks on Ebay. clicky clicky Minkia38, the seller, is a member here too and if you pm him he may have some. dude has tons of parts. EDIT: obviously he has some, he's selling them on ebay. durka durka you damned idiot jon.....

yes the stock brake line will work. the way mine was set up it moves the brake caliper to the top of the rotor and gives you plenty of slack in the brake line.

I'll go pull my cub apart right now and get it boxed up! I need those pipes :biggrin: :shoothead:

haha thats funny shit right there

That's brilliant. I just found a reason to get married. Well maybe not I could just have 2 for myself lol.

yeah yeah. I have no problem ditching weddings early but it's one of my best friends and I'm a groomsman.

Don't know what to tell you, just get one rebuilt for your weight and riding style.

did you try adjusting the compression damping (i think thats what it is called) with the little dial on the reservoir? that should slow it down from bottoming out on you. It will still go down easy at first but will get harder quicker, at least that is my understanding. maybe somebody with a little more suspension experience will chime in.