Jesus Christ! I read the whole thread, and i do think you are a retard, hands down. But seeing how your symptoms have progressed, i would say that you are now a retard that had a seizure while pressing the thumbs down button. Grow up asshole, and leave the banshee board (it is for people with banshees anyway)
EDIT: There is no shame in not being able to land the job you wanted... but at least he has the education part going for him