Rustbag

WOW, this thread is still going even with out the usual suspects. :ninja:

my picks. not who i want to win who i think will win Baltimore at Cincinnati-RAVENS Arizona at St. Louis -RAMS Atlanta at Washington -ATLANTA Detroit at New England -PATRIOTS Indianapolis at Tennessee -COLTS Kansas City at Cleveland -CHIEFS Minnesota at Chicago -BEARS N.Y. Jets at Green Bay -JETS San Diego at Buffalo -CHARGERS San Francisco at New Orleans -SAINTS Houston at Oakland -RAIDERS Jacksonville at Miami -JAGUARS Dallas at N.Y. Giants -GIANTS Tampa Bay at Pittsburgh -STEELERS Seattle at Denver -BRONCOS Carolina at Philadelphia -EAGLES

haha, I kind of miss Night's "<<<<<<>>>???>><<<URGENT MESSAGE>>>><<<???????<!!!!"

ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...??? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! ! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. The dog is okay. .doing fine. And you thought all Rednecks lived in the South.........TheYankee Red Necks of OH

I've always went for my home teams win or lose. SAINTS and LSU tigers!!!

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_fun/442/planet.htm

Didn't u know God came down and wrote the Bible??!! I mean come on, duh!

lol

yup

Hey, Lee. It says I'm the current Arcade champion, but I'm second in wins. How is that determined?

LOL thats awesome!

Bush video :beer:

I wonder if people are gonna sell them on ebay for triple price when they first come out. I want one too!

Not a good way to make a first post impression! I cliked and didn't even see a halloween mask. u suk! :mad:

yea, this should be made a sticky already!

brooke, u suk!

Tyson on a bill to fight yet? Anyone hear anything new?

ahaha, killer rays! Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal Mart? ....Cuz little boys underwear were half off. :baseball_bat:

boo hoo hoo! :yankyank:

ooh ooh me too!!!!!!

Some people have too much money.

If that happened to me I'd want to beat sum ass too, if whoever took it wasn't a good friend....... Were they??? If they were a good friend, than I'd be preparing sum serious revenge or some sort of ramifications(free beer!? ....huh....mmm.....ok ). Maybe it's a wake up call tho.... :baseball_whistle: Hell driver! you know u only came here to add a sic new joke to ur repitore. lol! in fact u prolly were dissapointed when u first starting reading this.

And we all thought he was acting.

:shoothead:

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