Rustbag

wrong section too.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden."

The video isn't on the web. The police have it.

Truly a tragedy. I wonder if after sum time the video of his death will spread around the internet like a celebrity porno. :baseball_wibble:

Yea, I don't think I can touch ur Tetris score man. lol. But watch out! I'm gonna get the asteroid one. :cool:

Hey happy late birthday man! Ur one of the more, if not most, helpful people on here. :beer:

Minkia38, u suk! :shoothead:

Adult related sites? This is a 4 wheeler forum, not an ad agency,

ur both idiots

My grandpa emailed the link to me. He's into trainsets. has a nice one himself.

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash" The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms" "Oh my" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them" she replied. The third nun said, "Oh shit."

Trainset wow, I bet that took forever to paint.

LOL! Alot of people are gonna be gunnin for Tyson. I mean, not too many can say I whooped Mike Tyson. On the other hand the mother trucker hits very hard.

Don't seriously answer fuknutz questions. And Night stop sukin off ur dad and calling it romantic. It's not!

It's sticky'd at the top of this forum "HQ ratings" """Why does it matter? :baseball_wassat: """ Why does it matter? look who's talking Fresh. u lil post whore! :beer:

U know wut bugs me, New people thinks he's serious when he starts some retarted new topic and the topic ends up being 3 pages long. I think he is a muslim extremist disguised as a butt pirate. :baseball_bat: p.s. i also would pay $5 to rid us of his imperial butt pirating. TROLL!

Also, if anyone uses Internet explorer. The first thing u should do is goto tools, internet options, click the advanced tab, U'll see a box checked that says "Enable install on demand (other)" turn that off! It pisses me off that it's defaulted on, but it is. I'd do that for every computer u own. :ninja:

lol, thats great! :tongue:

shit

So what is a day? Isn't a day one revolution of the earth? What about a mars day? Not the same length of time. So how do u make the earth in 6 days before a day exists? Doeas that mean he made the earth and all in 144 hours? What is an hour? Nevermind don't answer I already know what yall will say. GOD MADE IT THAT WAY BLA BLA BLA fukin brainwashed idgetz

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Jesus suks. Suk it!

Whats wrong with paypal? I use it and never had a problem.

I thought this thread was about Night. I didn't think he had a buddy.