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Took the Shee out for the first time
Rustbag replied to KingSpade's topic in General Banshee Discussion
I bet u were happy to ride her finally. -
yup.
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thats awesome!
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U should kill him with eaze
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argh, sounds like it's time to do a compression check. Are both cylinders hitting?
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Plug chop info. Check the stickeys in Jetting forum too. Good stuff. :thumbsup:
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bump. I thought I remember that being a sticky. I'ma look around.
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the clips always find there way in to the only available crevice into the bottom of the engine case.
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Yea I have seen some like this worded differently too. They're always funny cuz everyone has done at least one of those. ::
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DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh sh--...." ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age. SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood- blisters. The most often the tool used by all women. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of. WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or
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u know animalman, I bet ur right. :yelrotflmao:
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yup, I think it's cool. 115mph is no problem as anything can be made to go as fast as needed. But, I wouldn't buy one. If it was mass produced and I could get one for less than 20grand, then maybe. But it ain't happenin.
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I actually thought the halftime show was way better than usuall Super Bowl halftime shows. Don't stone me now!
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I think it's cool. The price tag sux tho. 120hp isn't bad. you can make anything faster.
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leave ur pride at the bar and get that dog in the car!!
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Yea, Edit ur 1st post and pick a time and date. :thumbsup:
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BLONDE JOKES!!! :: >Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and >one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther >away.......... >Florida or the moon?" >The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida >...?????" >CAR TROUBLE >A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it >died. >After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, >"What's the story?" >He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" >She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" >SPEEDING TICKET >A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if >he >could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get >your >act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you >expect me to show it to you!" >RIVER WALK >There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another >blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the >other >side?" >The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, >"You ARE on the other side." >AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE >A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her >body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show >me." >The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then >she >pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; >likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made >her >scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, >no" she >said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your >finger is broken." >KNITTING >A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. >Glancing >at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was >knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and >siren, the >trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL >OVER!" - "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" >BLONDE ON THE SUN >A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian >said, >"We were the first in space!" >The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" >The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" >The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. >"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. >To >which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at >night!" >IN A VACUUM >A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She >rolled >the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are >in >a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a >time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" >FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! >A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and >asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one >was >named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of >someone naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. >"They're watch dogs
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toolbars are da devil!!
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Yea, I've played the fake one enough to know that u usually get a 100k offer at least once. That's what i would shoot for in real life.
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were the best place to put my bong in the banshee
Rustbag replied to jack24piper's topic in Banshee Repairs and Mods
One of those beer hats converted to a bong would be perfect. And it's waaaay better than a regular helmet. -
Hey if we had a moderator they could erase all those retarted posts by pipebomb ::
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i think it's luck of the draw everytime.

