sorry, but that pitbull one was so bad, that it'll hopefully make this one look good.
A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels
Motorcycle Gang. One day she goes up and knocks
on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker
with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly
proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so
he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in
order to join. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over
there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper
in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?" She replies, "Yep, like
a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady
replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of
cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars
in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one
bad Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the
fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope,
but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."