Rustbag

lol

That crappy TORS only works if the slides/cables physically get stuck. Get a real bad lean condition via airleak or whatever and it'll still rev till it blows. TORS won't save u. Oh yea. I agree there's no rev limiter on the shee.

lol.. I seriously doubt it

Is this some lame attempt to get people to bash Brooke?? Lets find out... Brooke suks! I doubt he'll respond to me since me and my buddy's are always gang bangin his mom's butt. Tell that bitch to shave her legs Night!!!

I don't think they are photochopped.

If u did have a get together Night, I'd be there and I'd deck u first. But u won't cuz u just talk out ur ass. ur always too busy blowing ur dad. But if u really do have a get together, bring ur mom so we without g/f's can all get lucky! Thanx ahead of time, ur imperial Bully.

NIGHT is the douche of all douches! He is an imperial friend to faggots everywhere. His mom gave me crabs! Only do his moms butt!

MATH SECTION OF LEAP TEST FOR CHOCOLATE CITY SCHOOLS CITY OF NEW ORLEANS CHOCOLATE HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM: NAME____________________ GANG/CREW NAME______________ CRIB _________________ WHO YO DADDY BE? _________________________ 1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload? 2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit? 4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit? 5. Tyrone gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900? 6. Leroy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law bitch spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed on the school wall with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over? 8. Toby knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Toby knocked up? 9. LaSheena is a lookout for the gang. LaSheena also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaSheena makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income? 10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked in the back?

ditto

i like what he did to the rear carrier

period

swelled

Is that like spelling PIG backwards and then saying funny?

I love lamp

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of Cheryl D. Johnsonbitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."

The chik with the helmet on backwards still makes me laugh everytime I look at it.

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starting with 10th place and so on... :biggrin:

Indian and the saddle Life may not be the party we had hoped for, but while we are here, we might as well Dance............ A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles." ============================ another one... ============================ It was my first time ever And I'll never forget. I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were all alone, Just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how, But I tried my best. I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear,. My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame... All of a sudden, the white stuff came! At last it's finished, It's all over now. My first time ever At milking a cow...

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I posted this in the roost room but it's worth reposting in here. =========================== Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

wow, u've been a member since the beginning and this is ur first post? U can post pics in the thread u know. See where it says browse, add attatchments. You'll have better chances with pics.