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Rustbag

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  1. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."
  2. Come on night. Tell us more about urself. We're all really interested.
  3. Mike Hunt, reporting NIGHT's real name is Amanda Hugenkiss
  4. NIGHT, if u want to get banned. Just post a vid or pic of the time u and ur midget friends tied up ur dad and gangbanged him till he pooped in ur mouth. That should do it. :baseball_w00t:
  5. Night, ur mom's a banshee....... in bed. She gives great head since she has no teeth. She says she learned how to give good head by watching u blow ur dad. So that I want to thank u my imperial friend. >>>>>>>>>>>>DOUSHE BAG!
  6. night, can u send me a pic of ur mom's bedroom so I can post a pic of the place I ride? >>>>>>Thanx Imperial teabagger
  7. I like riding night's mom. That's sum hella good shit.
  8. happy bday! so how old are u now?
  9. Rustbag

    V-Force Reed Cage

    i got some V2 cases. Needs petals. $40 shipped.
  10. Like I said, I need to know that it's gonna have a good home before I make the deal. tell me what u intend to do with it. Musem of Banshee, paper weight at Donald Trump's office, gold dipping, etc.. Thnx
  11. Report him in the bad guy section too.
  12. I dont see it. Where?
  13. Ask her what her farts smell like.
  14. Fill it up wit cheap wine and u got a.... chuky doll? nevermind :ermm:
  15. :beer:
  16. I'm not sure I buy the 2's better than 3's thing. Anyone else got any first hand experience? I went from 2s to 3s and couldn't tell the difference. Coarse on another thread when i asked about dynos I got ragged about how dynos are stupid and the better rider will win blah blah blah.
  17. Rusty I bet this thread ends up being very long. It's like roll call.
  18. Man, it's going honda speeds again today. :sad:
  19. Well, who ever ends up with this baby has got to take care of it. I gotta make sure it goes to a good home. So no bongs! Keep the offers coming and let me know what u intend to do with it. These things are practically worthless. Oops I mean priceless.
  20. (219)313-1424 thats his phone number. and here is a link to his email. Shane's email
  21. Whats his screen name?
  22. Post some pics.
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