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How the hell do you guys get DHL to actually deliver your god damn packages? I been waiting a week for a computer and they keep sayin' that there's no one here to sign for it. And I know for a fact that the cocksuckers havent set foot in my driveway. :mad:

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Yessir. :ninja:

5 minute management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. - The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " - After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" - Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

I'd go ahead and run whatever it is you have in the tank now. Check your plugs for detonation. Then run premium for the rest of the life of your 'shee that is unless you raise your compression. Keep in mind when you add less oil to your premix ratio, you are richening your fuel mixture. Make sense? Less oil means more fuel. So you need to check your plugs and possibly re-jet. :beer:

For starters, you might want to unplug the wire going to your parking brake. It acts as a governer on the ignition system and will not let the engine rev with the parking brake on. It's a known issue on the banshees and warriors. just pull the wire out and go from there. :beer:

Not the case. Been a long time since I've ridden a stock banshee but, IMO given (2) riders of equal skill and that 700r is gonna give that stock banshee hell. The new 700 raptors are not slow especially when you start modding them with just pipes, power commander and an intake. I believe I would look for a bike that's been modded. Suspension, pipes or whatever. You're gonna mod it sooner or later, might as well save some money from the get go. :beer:

How is your jetting? Any mods? I know my banshee was like that after I got it. Then I adjusted my jetting and air screws and it ran very well from there on. :shrug:

Gosh, I guess that would really depend upon where you were located. I know they bring in a pretty good bit out west. And it seems like one can find them fairly resonably priced in the north east. I'd say 1500 and up depending upon the condition. :beer:

The real story is, yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

I wont ask how you know that, dave. I thought it was just pirate hookers?

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

Are you shitting me? :ohmy: I thought our last name was French. I didnt know we were italian. I thought it was a coincendence that I really enjoy italian salad dressing. :shrug:

I assume you are talking about the lockup clutch? The one I got from Jeff is made by direct drive and it is the shiznit, so to speak. I have noticed no slippage what so ever with mine. :beer:

Does this mean that I am italian because I think Rod Stewart is a douchebag? :geek:

I just wanna say how much I hate DHL. They fuggin suck. :shoothead: Any ya'll had any bad dealings with DHL shippin stuff out for ya?

The big bad wolf said, "Little red riding hood, suck my dick!" Little Red Riding Hood said, "Look here motherfuker, don't change the story. You're supposed to eat me!"

Get a new adjuster screw assy. with the pancake bearing from cascade. It is an allen head screw and will not strip out easy like the stock phillips head adjuster screw.

I have the vitos bull'seye billet intakes and my 35 pwks do not touch my clutch actuator. :thumbsup:

I have thought about doing something like this before. I dont have a 450 but, I do have a 700 craptor and I believe the 450 and 700 have the same rear brake caliper and hardware. You may have to wind up swapping the caliper and all hardware, if thats even possible. I know my shop manual says something about the rear caliper and parking brake being "self adjusting" and the banshee rear brake isnt. Go for it and let us know how or if this will work. I love the parking brake on the new 700's. :beer:

I wanna see some pics of these tires when you get done with em. And ride reports too. :beer:

I had this happen to me on my motorcycle in stop & go traffic. Turned out the clutch cable had stretched some. I would try adjusting that first, then go from there. :beer:

That's pretty cool. I've read several of your posts, Marine, and I know you're in the service. I appreciate yours and everyone else's sacrifice for our country.

I was quoted like 200, and I believe thats mounted on the blue lable douglas wheels. I can vouch for the prowedges since I have a set now. They are some bad ass tires. I dont know how they would do in the snow but they hook like a sumbitch in dirt. Be needing a longer swing arm now.