Hilarious

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/banshee-mot...tem330205160040 Evidentally there's a complete engine under all that dirt, grease and crap. I guess if you bought it, you'd at least know exactically what you're getting. A dirty ass motor.

Yeah, all that goofy shit in your sig. is prime example.

What classifies as a race port? I am guessing some kind of a drag port or dune port since you're putting CPIs on there. If you're going to do all that, you might as well drop in a 4mill. It's not really that hard to do. And you might wanna add some bigger carbs and a new clutch to your goodie list. :thumbsup:

I'd like to see a feature that scales down whatever picture goes in the signature, similar to the avitar.

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Weld on this crank, Jeffrey. :yucky: :biggrin: :miner:

I had vforce3 reeds & cages and they worked well with the intakes. Only thing needed are some new intake gaskets. I'd like to have 400 for carbs and intakes, shipped. I'd really prefer to sell it all at the same time. I'll take 300 shipped for the carbs. 100 shipped for the intakes. Carbs also have the taller adjusters for WOT operation.

A traveling salesman visiting a small town in rural T exas saw a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan". The salesman was curious, so he bought a ticket. The tent went dark. Suddenly, trumpets blared, the lights came up, and all eyes turned to the center ring. There was revealed a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old retired cowboy. Suddenly, the old cowboy unzipped his jeans, whipped it out, and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause, and the elderly Texan was carried off on their shoulders. Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town, and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same banner warning: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan". He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act. So he buys a ticket. Again, when the center ring is illuminated, there stand the table and the old cowboy. But this time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The old guy stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, whips it out, and smashes the coconuts with three amazing swings. The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old Texan, "but I have to know something. You're older now, so why in the world would you switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well," says the old cowboy, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillancecameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN !" And last, but not least 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards, Walmart

35 pwks and vitos bullseye billet intakes still for sale. 375 + the ride. They all taped up and spic and span in a box ready to go. These are very nice carbs & intakes, like new. CEL needles, they have 160 mains in them and also have a pair of 155 mains to go with them. Please come get em before I decide to keep them and start a new project. Lol

If you plan on keeping your banshee, you'll most likely wind up installing a cub monoblock anyway sometime in the future. Its only money too and ya cant take it with ya. Lol And sometimes, Jeff will work for FBTs......

"Who's the goddamn communist twinkle toed cocksucker that just signed his own death warrent?" That's definately a cool picture.

Yeah, thats where I remember his screen name. I guess you would also have to have some springs of equal weight and tension also. On another tangent: I noticed my lockup appeared to be wobbling inside the cover, the first time i ran it. I betcha I reinstalled the sumbitch out 8 times and it still looks like it wobbles. This is at idle. It clears up after about 2k or so. I even talked to directdrive about it and they told me if it doesnt cause any extra vibration or noise to run it. :geek: Anyone else notice this? :shrug:

Where is this "clique" that you speak of? :shrug: All I see is a bunch of folks that mainly love the sport that is atving. Lots of them are expressing their opinions and experiences with these machines. Some dissagree and go about their business. Some disagree and get really mad and close their self off to the other side of the arguement. And some come in with an idea that may sound like they are being an asshole. A text conversation is harder to convey over an internet forum than it is....say across a dinner table or at a pub or desk. The banshee was designed to be used off road. If it had been an on road machine, like say a motorcycle, yamaha may have designed it with better tolerances. Oh, but that opens up another can of worms. Didnt the banshee's engine derive from the the rd or rz streetbikes? They must have been ballanced to a certain point. But they may have been built with different tollerances. :geek:

You mean you cant just fill a 10mill full of spark plugs and check the gas in em? :shrug: I agree. These engines are fairly simple to take apart and put back together, with a good set of tools and a shop manual. Lol

+2 all around handles a lot better than stock. I'd recommend a G-force axle from rockymountainatv. I have one on each of my bikes and I like them.

Sent you a pm.

You said you got some 10X9 douglas .125 blue labels, right? That is 10" diameter rim, 9" width inside bead to bead. So you need a tire to fit a 10" diameter wheel. Id say something in a size 20X10X10 for asphalt drag racing? or a 21X10X10. Tire sizing and wheel sizing are different fellers. The last number on the tire size is the diameter wheel. The first number on wheel size is the diameter. Capiche?

Can you try sending them again, lol. I havent gotten them yet.

Sent you a pm.

That is very strange. Have you got a stock gas cap? When you loosen the cap can you hear a rush of air escaping the gas tank? The check valve in the cap may be bad. :shrug:

I'd do another 4mill stroker w/ a dune port.

Im getting the tank to car kit. That will help me with road rage for sure. :thumbsup:

Where are you located?