Led, you made me think of an old story that went around our town a few years ago. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. The local grocery store owner named Wayne employed an over achiever named Garth. Garth was always working at the store and would do whatever Wayne told him. One day Wayne and Garth were driving through the countryside when they came across a sheep, which had its head caught in the fence. They got out and walked up to the sheep and Wayne dropped his pants and fucked the sheep. When Wayne was done, he asked Garth if he wanted a turn. Sure enough, Garth dropped his pants and stuck his head in the fence.