PUSH THE THROTTLE

It's a Man's World How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men break wind more than women? - Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told. I married Miss Right. - I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake. Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering. My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!" In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Why do men die before their wives? - They want to. A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

I'll second that.

No kidding there.

Europeans, what did you expect. Ha, just kiddin'... or am I HAHAHAHA

This may or may not work but you could try it. If you want to get crazy about it just go through the phonebook and take the towns all around you start picking names and signing people up. Now I

My Ricky Stator flywheel (I had lightened) did something similar to that but it was in the cylindrical portion of the wheel near the magnets not the hub. Really sucks when it happens. I was riding a nice wheelie and all of a sudden no power. Dropped the front end down and rolled to a stop thinking

Seriously, Oven Off it

I signed the petition good thing I used to live in IL, makes me feel somewhat credible.

Maybe they should cut of their jingly things and then tattoo

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I'm leaving them on there just incase you feel frisky or accidentally slip and do one. Just because they are on the list doesn't mean you have to do them, it just gives you something to work towards. Post your vids and lets see if the other members will clear you for some more tricks. Good Luck.

That doesn't sound fun at all

I call it more like they wanted to rape him.

http://www.bansheehq.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=39888

Oven Off oven cleaner works.

Oven OFF oven cleaner does a good job.

I'm of the opinion that the YFZ450 will own the 450R on an MX track.

If you get one that has been modified it makes it easier to locate neutral and some also take the high spots off the "points" to make it shift smoother.

You need to try it out and see what you like. On 20" tires and trails I prefer my 16/40, fast in the trails and really fast in the open. I'd say get yourself a 15 tooth front and see how you like it.

So where did you find that Storm Trooper outfit? I saw the avatar just thought WTF.

I think he hit the cop car on purpose.

This whole "should he still be imprisoned thing" fascinates me. On one hand I understand where Holyman is coming from on saving money. I also fully agree with Demon that it

LMFAO

I think it depends alot on if you have aftermarket arms. Stock the fenders block quite a bit, widen the shee and the tires are mostly outside the fenders anyway.

Keep them coming.