Blue Duece

yeah that was a riot, huh slammin, that guy was a moron, we have had a blast on here.........happy new year man.......

i havent seen it but ive head about it, i think its so fucking beyond gay, its just down right queer

and if you play your cards right on our way to the bar, you can stop and see "bareback Mountain"

fuck Brooke ill belly up and take one for the team and hit ya just the way you are

oh its not all shits and gigles dont get me wrong, you gotta raise em, but when your blasting down a trail on your shee and some little shit on a CR-85 zips by you cutting you off, taking your line, you catch up to him a 1/4 mile later and the litte prick yells "come on daaaad keep up" you'll know what im talking about.................

somethings Brooke sweetheart money just cant buy, ive spent the last 20 years teaching this girl how to suck a dick, and now its payday, and them fucking burrritos she makes, she soakes them in hot red sauce then bakes them with olives, cheese and jalepino's on top(shit im getting a woody just thinking about those burrito's) theres something about a girl draining your nuts then feeding you, you just cant put a price tag on it..... Honey

well when you have a little guy thats your spitting image, you kinda just adore the little prick, its like reliving all the lies and bullshit you came up with at 11, and my 9 year old girl, well shes my baby, she walks on water with me but her and her mom go at it constantly, my son tells me with those 2 women in the house he's "out gunned" its hard to explain you gotta just try it..................

i got my dick sucked till my knees were shaking, then a nice long back rub and my favorite, beef and bean burritos baked in red sauce, with green serano pepper salsa for dinner....... the best part was watching my kids open the xbox 360, my dog ate the cookies the kids left for santa and then puked on the living room carpet, then the kids waxed my black car and it cost me 200 bucks to get the swirls buffed outta the paint, it was a great christmas

i have a friend who has his porting his bike has great lowend, but hes running dual 34's i would lose the single carb if you port

on a stock bore pro circuits come with a main and thats all you change i forget the size, but they should have come with your pipes needles and pilots stay in the stock position

on that note happy new year......

hey rippen yer a newbie, this is the first time ive said shit........when i get bored ill go back and pull 60 post's where loco's said jim sucks when someone posts anything about porting, im just busting his buddies nuts, like he's done for 2 years to jim

a year before this jeff guy showed up loco was bad mouthing jim, i know jim has bent over backwards to help him also.....and ill bet for every banshee jugg this guy has ported jim has done 50, unless were counting lawn mower engines

if i recall i told jim to build my motor yesterday and send me the bill, not hey i sraped up 375 bucks and i want ya to hack at my cylinders for me, if one of these guys spends more than four hours grinding at your shit ill kiss yer ass, if you think any one of these guys are nursing your jugs for 2 weeks with a grinder for your 4-500 bucks your high, just maybe this other guy beats dick alot and lets shit that comes in sit for 29 days and then does it and sends it out, lets not go suckin this guys cock just yet, i wanna see one of his bikes win a race, maybe place in something ill hear about, maybe the grand nationals like proquad does on that shitty passion motor

that asshole jim at passion only had my motor 8 days.......a fucking month to do 3 hours work aint bad i guess

well so 3% of the 16oz can of shit you sprayed on your bike actually soaked in? and the other 97% made dirt find your bike and wear yor sprockets out

id get two chains and soak one in 80 weight gear oil then hang it up for a few days and wipe it dry, then swap them when it needs lubing, i dont see where spraying shit on the outside of a chain does any good

a good tax attorney could probally make that fly for for you, sounds peferctly legitamate to me

the only problem is with some of these claims is that its simple math, doesnt matter if your banshee is a 1000 horse power blown fuel dragster so many RPM combinded with certain gearing and tire size yeild so many MPH, now if you do happen to have the aformentioned blown fuel draster you get to that top speed a hell of a lot quicker than most, a banshee geared 15/41 is not going to go 100 mph unless of course it could spin at somewhere around 14000 rpm, if you can get 11g's out of it your motor your fucking sailing with a decent over rev, and i comend your engine builder, in fact id invite him to autograph my bible, and your banshee would have to have a spot on alighment and be 9 feet long to exeed 120, although id be the first one to admit 80 on a shee feels like 165 so its easy to become confused and post that your going 100 so im not going to be rude and say anyone is full of shit just very sadly mistaken

i think you get what you pay for

that was a typo he meant to say 66 (with the wind)

right now im kinda not likening S-TOYSinc., i purchased a 12" "A"A" battery opererated dildo for my wifes christamas gift (i figured id get her a pair of slippers and a Dildo for christmas, that way if she didnt like the slippers she could go fuck herself) (we allways get eachother a gag gift) well she didnt like the slippers so she put the 4 double "A"'s in the dildo, hit go, and nothing, the dildo was dead in the water, i tried calling the company and no answer, they dont have a website, im kinda thinkin 39.95 for some dick for the wife was a waste of money, any sugestions?

i know for a fact anyone whos shitty with jim at passion sent him there jugs and from there its anyones guess whats gonna happen i sent him my whole fucking engine and i havent lost yet in a desert race and any given weekend there's 25 banshees to race out here in the cali desert, i have 3 shee's and have had a total of 16 since they came out, rudy kurtz is 10 minutes from me trinity about an hour mission an hour and a half, ive had every builder under the sun build a motor for me at one time or another...........having a drag port is worthless in an open class barstow to vegas or baja race or mx for that matter........ all my friends with ported shee's like the feel of mine the best, and if im not mistaken jims the only one of these guys that holds a record for two cycle engines....hell he's the only one of them that was alive when yamaha introduced the rd series, well maybe rudy kurtz was in diapers.....

im sure someone as resourceful as yourself could find a couple naked picks to pm me with?