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Blue Duece

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  1. awwww shit man you guys are killing me.....im pissing myself....... im rolling on the floor
  2. yes yes yes, my nuts are worthless, ive hopefully impregnated my last bitch, my semen seves one purpose now and that's to supply a facial for the less fortunate women who dont have men to give them (said) facials, maybe the "boost bottle" does work? but not on the yamaha banshee, about six budwisers and my nuts are ready to burst or boost as you all put it..........
  3. heres how i see it for what its worth....blasters have a single carb banshee's have two carbs
  4. thanks pro................if youve got a pic of your girlfriends ass, and a question about jetting your shee, hey im all ears................
  5. we can talk about your girlfriend, your mom, your girlfriends mom, your sister, your aunt and her sister, her brothers girlfriend, the chic up the street and her friends, pretty much anything that has anything to do with women....... and maybe even help you with your banshee providing you have pics, of the aformentioned women.......
  6. my testicles are pretty much a "Boost Bottle" for my penis, if you stop to think about it, my nuts hold the charge for my dick?.......as far as my banshee goes i had one of those usless sons of bitches strapped to my bike and i never noticed a goddamm difference.......(well i take that back.......... it freyed my throttle cable)......
  7. man if you ever come to socal i have a mile of dick waiting for you........
  8. brookie do you supose you could bend down about ten more degrees and arch your back in that pic?
  9. yeah but that indoor shit doesnt compare to a good old striped zebra seed grown in dirt, the funny fuckin names these days, the cush, ali baba, ive been puffin weed since 1966 back when tye sticks put a fuckker in the hospital, ive never puffed any hydro i thought was worth a fuckk
  10. ive allways been able to get by with a simple gift for the wife.........a dildo and a pair of slippers handsomely wrapped, that way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go FUCKK HERSELF
  11. i find your tounge sexy brooke and know just what id do with it. you might want to show these kids your ass, so they know who there talking too.........
  12. looks like he's been out huntin deer on it.........good price though
  13. jim recomended it to me wihen i got his motor, it does seperate, and you should run the carbs dry, but it does work good.... not the cleanist burning oil on the market but maybe the best lube out there
  14. i sure noticed on my bike once i shortened the dewhicky and lengthened the whatchamacallits and spent 500 bucks on that steering kizmo i was shittin in tall cotten...o and them spring thingies were a couple thousand bucks, but them galldarn bumps on the trail dont hurt my arms anymore
  15. i like a cold bud too...but if your looking for a hot fine chic to last for 20 years........... she can..... A: see past the "i love you were soulmates" bullshit you tell her................ B:...she'll be bored to tears with you in 18 months and be freakin one of your buddies....C:....your dreams are of a chic that no one wants but you......I.E. a FATTIE.........P.S......if your doing a fine chick for more than 2 years your A: rich as freak....... B: hung like a horse or C: both......any variations, mean shes ugly as sin to everyone else but you, because A: she's your first piece of ass B:you dont get offers to ball everyday like a fine chic does and C: your lucky to be getting laid period, and when a chic tells you to jump you ask her "how high" ...............so to her your just a pussie that will come and fix her flat tire for her, so she can go out with her girl friends and find some exciting hot guy to freak, who wont give her the time of day (cause (bingo) he can go out and get laid, and you cant)................
  16. yeah but brookie those little barbie doll babes are so much finer, that little brunette chick is about a 2 on a scale of 1-10...........but your a little doll
  17. I can remember bangin uglier women, than some of those dudes) of course those are glamour shots though) I think my worst fear would be that the bastards hung better than I am
  18. damm that asshole is fine, id at least let him smoke my schlong, long as i didnt see no dick id be cool, if i think he's a chick its all good but if i caught wind he was a dude id blacken one of those pretty little eyes for the homo, first time he looked up at me with my nuts on his chin, id deck him.....
  19. for sure check the paperwork ........only original docs, no photo copies, check the block and the frame......... a valid registraion is nice, doesnt hurt to see the sellers id to make sure your buying the bike from the owner..........nice info Holyman...............
  20. i hate to say it but i think your bikes worth, 3500 not to be a dick but im having a hard time getting 4500 for my 02 and i got 12 grand in it
  21. im at 180 with noss's 19's at 3000 feet
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