KaosBanshee44 Posted March 29, 2008 Report Posted March 29, 2008 To my darling husband: Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S. Your Girlfriend Called Quote
RIPPEN Posted March 29, 2008 Report Posted March 29, 2008 Sounds like my ex.. Bitch calls me one day and says she had a accident in my truck.. Was backing out of the drive and ran into a van across the street.. Silly hoe tells me there is just a little dent and you can see some paint from where it rubbed off of the van.. Ok whatever, Ill check it when she gets home late at night.. I go out IN THE DARK and can see the fuckin bumper of my truck got pushed into the body, the taillight is busted to hell and the metel where the "extra" paint is, is rippled to shit.. The next day I see the neighbors van and the whole fuckin door is crushed in! Iam thinking, dumb bitch, how fast were you going?!!?!? Never let a female drive anything you cant stomach seeing destroyed.. RIPPEN Quote
nayr742003 Posted March 29, 2008 Report Posted March 29, 2008 Yeh i had my wife totalled out a truck that i just finished painting new lift, tires and shocks had it 4 days she had it 1 day she ran off the road going to fast and rolled it 3 times thank god blue book value was worth more than i putinto it so i wasnt that mad. Quote
KaosBanshee44 Posted March 29, 2008 Author Report Posted March 29, 2008 Wonder how much they want for the mo-ped Quote
1ugly88 Posted March 29, 2008 Report Posted March 29, 2008 LMAO!!!!!! that is something my gf would do if i cheated!!! except she would aim for the shee!!!! Quote
jamebo Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 A buddy I used to hang out with had a new mustang GT, man that was his pride and joy! NOBODY drove it but him! He finally trusted his GF enough to let her drive it to work a few times. She was at work and one of her coworkers/friends had some type of important errand to run, and asked to borrow it for a few minutes. The GF let her take it without asking him. The friend was coming up the on-ramp to US 27 and it was raining. There was a semi coming, and she decided to floor it to beat the semi. What happens when you floor a mustang GT on a wet road when turning on a curve? Well the stang spun out of control, the semi hit one side and pushed it all the way down the gaurdrail destroying both sides of the car! She was alright, but when my buddy got the call from his GF saying his baby was totalled, you would have thought that he had been in a major accident! Sorry about the novel, but seeing this topic caused me to remember that! Quote
nayr742003 Posted March 30, 2008 Report Posted March 30, 2008 i would of loved to be the tow truck driver that got that call Quote
Animalman294 Posted April 3, 2008 Report Posted April 3, 2008 That sucks, but if you can afford a ferrari, I guess you can afford the insurance for it............... Quote
SoCalinIt Posted April 9, 2008 Report Posted April 9, 2008 I'd have to slap a hoe... that's f'ed up! Quote
Animalman294 Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 I wanna know how she got the damn truck up on the ferrari without damaging the rear of the car. Was she like airborn and landed on it through the garage door................ Quote
LS1Inferno Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 I wanna know how she got the damn truck up on the ferrari without damaging the rear of the car. Was she like airborn and landed on it through the garage door................ It is dented some, i think the door was like a ramp for lik a milisecond. Quote
Animalman294 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 It's still impressive none the less................. Quote
YamahaMama Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 Smart woman. I am pretty impressed... gives me ideas.. :thumbsup: Quote
Hilarious Posted April 18, 2008 Report Posted April 18, 2008 At least the cooler survived. :thumbsup: Quote
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