bad pick up lines

[peterlocal22]

you from tenesee because your the only ten i see.

 

nice shoes, wanna fuck

[dogboystoy]

I just wear a T shirt that says "boobies make me smile". I Hear chicks all the time say "check out his shirt". Works great at the grocery store in the check out line. Make sure you have a hot chick as a checker.

That way you can tell if she is a bitch. If she makes a nice comment about the shirt you know she is cool.

You can buy one a spencers.

[KaosBanshee44]

Haha the company i work for gives us pagers ........yes pagers.......and i had it in the truck on night before we were going out and someone in the backseat said wtf are you doin with a pager and i was like oooooooo shit i'm gonna use that tonight. So after i talked to a chic and kinda got in with her i said "well why don't we hang out sometime here's my pager number" and showed her the number on the pager. damn i won alot of beer and money off that.........hahahahaha

[BaNsHeeJuNkEy]

here ya go old and corny.

 

are you tired because i know you been running through my mind all night.

[BLASTERMAN11]

i got 1.....................................hey did u fart,because u blew me away

 

 

 

 

 

1 more....................................do know kirate because your bodys kickin

[Bansh-eman]

when coming home fron Iraq we stopped in Austrialia and a few me and buddies where seeing who could drop the lamest lines and score a chick.

 

 

the winner was my buddy with:

 

Girl this beer is cool, but not as cool as you.

Edited October 8, 2007 by Bansh-eman

[Screaming Yellow Zonker]

[Hollister_Hitman]

you - "Do you have any Irish in you?"

 

chick - "NO"

 

you - "Would you like some"?

[Coupelx]

You must be a theif because you just stole my heart!

 

Hi i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

[snowmanzz13]

heard a bad one today,

 

Do you have aids?

want em?

[riderofthestorm]

if my ears were ticklin your inner thighs,, would you hold it against me? lmao it worked!

[Dinner]

if my ears were ticklin your inner thighs,, would you hold it against me? lmao it worked!

 

that is a good one :laugh:

[shanYE west]

Not much of a pick up line.. but he did manage to get her phone number with it.

 

Went out on a bachelor party and my brother inlaw went up this girl and said "I bet you $1 i can touch your boobs without touching your shirt" She said "no way.. I'll take that bet" Then he just grabed ahold of her tits and said "Well.. I lost, here's your dollar.." You should have seen the look on her face!!

[speed freak 911]

here goes 1 that is so corny it works lmao

 

is your name june.....kuzz your hot

 

 

heres anouther 1 they will laugh so hard

 

can i pee in yo butthool

 

lmao it works!! :beer:

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i know from experince... never tell your girl her hair is ugly ........ OMG i got owned for a faulty oppinion.