snowmanzz13 Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 i know we have seen and probally said some pretty cheesy pick up lines and they are pretty funyy so post up what you got, i'll go first. are you retarded? cause damn girl, your special! Quote
NYUK Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 i used to be on the road traveling for work, i met 2 older women in a holiday inn bar one time, i was half shot in the ass by the time they walked in. we chit chatted a lil while and i figured let me give this a shot, i said" how about we buy 2 six packs lets go up to my room order a pizza and fuck". both of them looked at me with horror on their faces. i said" whats a matter? you don t like pizza?" Quote
dajogejr Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Baby...you must've washed your pants in Windex... Cause I sure can see myself in them.... Quote
SoCalinIt Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 i know we have seen and probally said some pretty cheesy pick up lines and they are pretty funyy so post up what you got, i'll go first. are you retarded? cause damn girl, your special! i used to be on the road traveling for work, i met 2 older women in a holiday inn bar one time, i was half shot in the ass by the time they walked in. we chit chatted a lil while and i figured let me give this a shot, i said" how about we buy 2 six packs lets go up to my room order a pizza and fuck". both of them looked at me with horror on their faces. i said" whats a matter? you don t like pizza?" LOL :yelrotflmao: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package! What's a sexy women like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? I'm new in town and can't find my way around, could I have directions to your place? LOL! Quote
dajogejr Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Him: This is a special watch...it tells the future. It tells me you're not wearing any underwear.. Her: Well, it must be broken, because I am wearing underwear... Him: Oh, sorry...it must be an hour fast. Quote
SoCalinIt Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 Those pants are very becoming on you... and if I were on you, I'd be coming too! Quote
letsgetthisdone Posted September 4, 2007 Report Posted September 4, 2007 him: how much does a polar bear wiegh? her: iono.. him: enough to break the ice, hi i'm...name here Quote
kaotik1 Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 This one will get you slapped... If you have lost your virginity, Can I have the BOX it came in??? Quote
Lethaface Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 I've got the most cheezie one right here... Baby, If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together.. Quote
snowmanzz13 Posted September 5, 2007 Author Report Posted September 5, 2007 damn, girl you got a pertty mouth Quote
ClimbAnyHill Posted September 5, 2007 Report Posted September 5, 2007 Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. :yelrotflmao: That's as bad as it gets! Quote
racer Posted September 7, 2007 Report Posted September 7, 2007 you, me, ten minutes of chubby sex. hey there supertits. that one really works. Quote
bbcmudtruck Posted September 13, 2007 Report Posted September 13, 2007 How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? You wanna go halves on a bastard? I think about you when I masturbate! Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you? Quote
dogboystoy Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 "while you were staring at my ass,, I farted" Quote
SoCalinIt Posted September 26, 2007 Report Posted September 26, 2007 "while you were staring at my ass,, I farted" That's fuc@ed up!!!! LMAO!!!!!! :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: Quote
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