bad pick up lines

[bigdaddy69]

hey good lookin wanna rock my world?

[samc]

i may not be fred flinstone but ill sure in hell make your bedrock

[sparkdic]

Ok, my buddy used this one nite and got 9 numbers, and they were actually the girls numbers... Mind u he is short fat and bald, kinda looks like a white D-bo... "Damn i like ur boobs/ass, my name is tommy, my balls are huge, i"m hung like a studded field mouse and i have an ass like a jackhammer, can i see u naked?" I think I helped him out on the first one cuz I spit my beer all over the poor girl... lol

[sheerider1026]

him: did it hurt??

 

her: did what hurt??

 

him: when u fell from heaven

[sheerider1026]

him: what size pants are those?

 

her; why?

 

him: wanted to see if i could get in them

[differentstrokes]

Let me clear you off a seat (wiping hand across your mouth).

[LiftdT4R]

Let me clear you off a seat (wiping hand across your mouth).

Ohhhh man, that's a good one. :yelrotflmao:

 

You got mirrors in your pants?

Cause I can see me in them.

 

You know what I really want in a girl?

Me.

[Washburn]

Nice shoes wanna fuck Ive used that plenty its just are you confident enough to make her smile about your filthy mind

 

My buddie Paul damn baby is that a keg in your pants cause I wanna tap that ass

 

Girl looks at us and says I guess your friend hasent talked to alot of black women

[LiftdT4R]

Damn baby, I wanna buy you a drink and a dildo.

 

That way if you don't like me you can go fuck yourself. :yelrotflmao:

[Washburn]

Damn baby, I wanna buy you a drink and a dildo.

 

That way if you don't like me you can go fuck yourself. :yelrotflmao:

 

ahah haaaaaaa Oh shit that ones unbeatable. :biggrin:

[TexasBansheeMan]

BEST ONE OF ALL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I EAT ONLY EAT PUSSY! AND IM STARVING!!..

Only works if your Fat like me!

[wesw]

" you ever wanted to be a deep freeze"

 

 

" cause im going to pack you so full of meat"

 

 

watched a guy say it to a girl she laughed, i almost fell on the floor laughing.

 

dont think he got laid but still.

[banshee332]

My pick up line was short and right to the point

"hey baby want to fuck"

[zach45]

hey... i was looking at you and every time i look over at you i think about us having sex.... so i think we should do it to get it over with...worked on 2 girls last year in school...

[downNdirty]

i was at a bar and heard this guy say this to some girl.

Are you a pilot because your pretty fly.

the girl laughed in his face. i almost spit my beer out. looked at her and then him and said are you fucking serious. you did not just say that to her.

she told her friends what he said and pointed right at him when she told them the story. then 3 of her friends said oh my god he said that to me to. what a dork..

i fucking lost it at that point.

so i turned around and and said to one of the girls. my name is mike can i buy you a drink. and went home with her.