Rustbag Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...??? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! ! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. The dog is okay. .doing fine. And you thought all Rednecks lived in the South.........TheYankee Red Necks of OH Quote
owmyeye Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 What a dumbass. At least the dog is ok Quote
nunyabinness Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 that was on the darwin awards website except it was a jeep grand cherokee. it was a made up story. Quote
RIPPEN Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 that was on the darwin awards website except it was a jeep grand cherokee. it was a made up story. Not to mention that story is older than "nights" URGENT NEWS... In all fairness though, that story is somewhat entertaining.. RIPPEN Quote
BigRed350x Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 Yeah, not a true story I'm willing to bet. I heard that exact same story back when I was in high school, and it was a caddy. Quote
thegroup Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 Yeah, not a true story I'm willing to bet. I heard that exact same story back when I was in high school, and it was a caddy. yep, thats the way i heard it 3 yrs ago Quote
ClimbAnyHill Posted November 30, 2006 Report Posted November 30, 2006 I've heard it before, great story though! Quote
Rustbag Posted November 30, 2006 Author Report Posted November 30, 2006 Not to mention that story is older than "nights" URGENT NEWS... In all fairness though, that story is somewhat entertaining.. RIPPEN haha, I kind of miss Night's "<<<<<<>>>???>><<<URGENT MESSAGE>>>><<<???????<!!!!" Quote
Animalman294 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Rustbag, what the hell were you thinkin', miss him........................ :yelrotflmao: The story was pretty funny, and I could imagine a few people around here doin' just that............... Quote
locogato11283 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 its true guys. it was me and my brother. we had to move to missouri cuz everyone was makin fun of us.. Quote
rebelbanshee2 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 idiots...how are they going to drop a duck with #8? Quote
Animalman294 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Tyler, we were onto you at the beginning. I thought it sounded a little loco............... :beer: Quote
locogato11283 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Posted December 1, 2006 Tyler, we were onto you at the beginning. I thought it sounded a little loco............... :beer: yea it was me. sorry for the inconvenience guys... :shrug: ha. Quote
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